Linda's definitions

magnetikk

the new lame. bitch.

magnetikk ^($&#^ %&#$)(%*#

by Linda December 11, 2004

blunt

a store bought cigar (gas stations have them), in which pot heads preceed to cut open (usually with razors), empty the tobacco out of, fill with buddah, roll tightly, and SMOKE

a blunt a day keeps the doctor away

by Linda September 5, 2004

Huynh

a viet surname. ppl wit this surname are very helpful, sweet, dependable, positive, and lokable =P

OMG. Matt is a total Huynh!

by Linda August 18, 2004

Steak bake

A large pasty like snack which you can currently get down Greggs on a 2 for 1 deal basis. Unfortunately due to high demand from one induvidual who goes by the name of Jack, the factory supplying the ingredients for these bakes has been thrown into turmoil, with staff shortages and the like. Jack has currently bought up most of the shop and Greggs is consequently contemplating closure for the forseeable future due to lack of items of food for sale. If and when Greggs does re-open, Jack will almost certainly be banned from going within 10 feet of the shop. The boy in question is currently on the NHS waiting list for the proceedure of stomach stapeling.

Linda: I'm out of a job

Tor: *shocked* how? why?

Linda: That kid ate all the steak bakes in Greggs and the factory I was in wasn't sufficiently staffed and couldn't cope with the heavy work load.

Tor: Bastard *shakes fist*

by Linda April 17, 2005

limmystar

A new variation of classical dance. It is a cross between ballet and breakdancing.

damn!!! I wanna learn how to do the limmystar soon

by Linda December 23, 2003

johnny depp

a total babe and is extremely talented. he has a band is an actor and has flawless looks.

watch any of his movies and i guarantee that you will fall in love with him.

by linda May 13, 2005

caitie

the best friend a girl can ask for. is really talented in art. always makes you laugh. she is also very strange. is in love with maester seymour.

my best friend's name is caitie.

by linda March 5, 2005