Linda's definitions

unisexual

Person who only "does" themself.

"She's not bisexual or heterosexual. She only does herself which makes her unisexual".

by Linda August 17, 2006

Money Slave

Somebody that is working so hard to get more money that they forget that there are more important things in the world.

He is such a money slave that he won't even take a vacation to go visit his dying mother.

by Linda December 14, 2003

ritch

Celibate man who offered to cook me a dinner then cancelled.

"Are we doing it tonight?" " Not tonight love I'm Ritch"

by Linda February 18, 2004

Huynh

a viet surname. ppl wit this surname are very helpful, sweet, dependable, positive, and lokable =P

OMG. Matt is a total Huynh!

by Linda August 18, 2004

Steak bake

A large pasty like snack which you can currently get down Greggs on a 2 for 1 deal basis. Unfortunately due to high demand from one induvidual who goes by the name of Jack, the factory supplying the ingredients for these bakes has been thrown into turmoil, with staff shortages and the like. Jack has currently bought up most of the shop and Greggs is consequently contemplating closure for the forseeable future due to lack of items of food for sale. If and when Greggs does re-open, Jack will almost certainly be banned from going within 10 feet of the shop. The boy in question is currently on the NHS waiting list for the proceedure of stomach stapeling.

Linda: I'm out of a job

Tor: *shocked* how? why?

Linda: That kid ate all the steak bakes in Greggs and the factory I was in wasn't sufficiently staffed and couldn't cope with the heavy work load.

Tor: Bastard *shakes fist*

by Linda April 17, 2005

magnetikk

the new lame. bitch.

magnetikk ^($&#^ %&#$)(%*#

by Linda December 11, 2004

indiana

A state consisting of unnatractive men who live off the past, with tiny minds and even tinier doo-dads in their pants.

Nice to meet ya..Oh, Sooo..your from Indiana? *runs away briskly*

by Linda April 29, 2005