Linda's definitions

blunt

a store bought cigar (gas stations have them), in which pot heads preceed to cut open (usually with razors), empty the tobacco out of, fill with buddah, roll tightly, and SMOKE

a blunt a day keeps the doctor away

by Linda September 5, 2004

zonking

the process of banging, f*cking, having sex..

We were "zonking" in his parent's room and they walked in

by linda March 11, 2005

ankle spanker

An ankle spanker is a huge penis that, when hard, could possibly rip open a horse. Often steped on by the owners friends.

Brittney!! Get off my ankle spanker!

by Linda December 26, 2004

Sweetnic

A cat or a kitten

When a cat or kitten is acting all sweet and innocent.

by Linda October 27, 2003

Markku

Minun muppelo!

Markku on kiva.

by Linda January 29, 2004

indiana

A state consisting of unnatractive men who live off the past, with tiny minds and even tinier doo-dads in their pants.

Nice to meet ya..Oh, Sooo..your from Indiana? *runs away briskly*

by Linda April 29, 2005

Hamlegs

Humongous thighs that rub together and spark when one walks..usually attached to an obese woman.

oh..oh..I warned you not to walk close to those huge hamlegs, your coat is ablaze!!!.

by Linda April 29, 2005