Light joker's definitions

Queer beer

1. bad beer with low alcohol content.

2. any strange person.

3. a male homosexual(usually derogatory, resented by the homosexual community, an elaboration of queer)

The customers, who were tired of being served queer beer, eventually stopped coming to the tavern for their alcoholic beverages.

by Light Joker June 1, 2004

junk mail

1. unwanted or annoying mail

2. uninvited email messages containing advertisments for unnecessary goods or services

I am sick of getting this junk mail.

by Light Joker March 12, 2006

Carbo

1. carbohydrates

2. a carbohydrate based food

You need to lay off the carbos.

by Light Joker October 10, 2005

under the affluence of incohol

alcohol intoxicated, drunk (from a deliberate spoonerism on under the influence of alcohol)

I'll bet he's under the affluence of incohol by now.

by Light Joker March 30, 2007

Inhale

to eat rapidly, to eat faster than you should

He just inhaled a huge serving and still wants seconds.

by Light Joker August 4, 2007

cranky

irritable, grouchy, crabby

Why are you so cranky today? Did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed?

by Light Joker April 9, 2006

H. E. double toothpicks

Hell. (sort of a jocular euphemism)

Tha guy is despicable! May he rot in H.E. double toothpicks.

by Light Joker September 14, 2004