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klutz

Man, that new kid is such a klutz.
by Light Joker October 11, 2004
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perk

1. an advantage of a particular job or assignment

2. percolated coffee

3. to run smoothly or well
One of the perks of sole-proprietorish is being your own boss.
by Light Joker May 16, 2006
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levis

blue denim pants (from Levi Strauss, a company that makes such garnments)
I would not advise you to wear levis in this weather.
by Light Joker December 28, 2005
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double barreled slingshot

a brassier (jocular, from the shape)
Whoever hung that double barreled slingshot out here must be fat. Talk about streched out.
by Light Joker December 10, 2006
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Queen

1. a wealthy and gracious woman

2. a male homosexual
She looked like a queen, but she saw nothing special about herself.
by Light Joker November 18, 2004
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Tub of lard

or tub of guts

a very fat person(crude, cruel, and also a rude term of adress)
That tub of lard, who came out of popey's Chicken, fell on my arm.
by Light Joker December 4, 2004
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up a creek without a paddle

in a difficult situation with no simple solution
If you do something like that you'll be up a creek without a paddle.
by Light Joker June 7, 2007
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