Light joker's definitions

klutz

a stupid or clumsy person.

Man, that new kid is such a klutz.

by Light Joker October 11, 2004

perk

1. an advantage of a particular job or assignment

2. percolated coffee

3. to run smoothly or well

One of the perks of sole-proprietorish is being your own boss.

by Light Joker May 16, 2006

levis

blue denim pants (from Levi Strauss, a company that makes such garnments)

I would not advise you to wear levis in this weather.

by Light Joker December 28, 2005

double barreled slingshot

a brassier (jocular, from the shape)

Whoever hung that double barreled slingshot out here must be fat. Talk about streched out.

by Light Joker December 10, 2006

Queen

1. a wealthy and gracious woman

2. a male homosexual

She looked like a queen, but she saw nothing special about herself.

by Light Joker November 18, 2004

Tub of lard

or tub of guts

a very fat person(crude, cruel, and also a rude term of adress)

That tub of lard, who came out of popey's Chicken, fell on my arm.

by Light Joker December 4, 2004

up a creek without a paddle

in a difficult situation with no simple solution

If you do something like that you'll be up a creek without a paddle.

by Light Joker June 7, 2007