Light joker's definitions

greased lightning

Someone or something incredibly fast

When he heard you were coming, he left like greased lightning.

by Light Joker October 20, 2005

double whammy

a two part difficulty, a dual disadvantage

The high cost of health care and his lack of medical insurance was a double whammy.

by Light Joker June 29, 2005

one size fits all

of broad or universal application (from a label on clothing products that indicates they can accommodate the size of any wearer)

War is not a one size fits all solution.

by Light Joker October 19, 2006

racket

1. noise

2. a deception, a scam

3. a job

Cut that racket out. I'm trying to sleep.

by Light Joker March 18, 2005

dentist

Your tooth doctor. He checks you for dental problems when you go and gives you advice on your personal dental care.

The one thing I really do not like about going to the dentist: Having my teeth polished. The stuff they use has a nasty taste and feel.

by Light Joker June 2, 2004

batshit

insane, wildly irrational (see also go batshit}, and batshit crazy)

The kid was batshit. No wonder nobody wants to be his friend.

by Light Joker December 8, 2004

hork

to vomit =barf, ralph, throw up

I felt so sick I though I was going to hork.

by Light Joker November 19, 2004