Light joker's definitions

apple-knocker

a rural person, a rustic person

Get out of my buisness you apple-knocker.

by Light Joker August 21, 2007

Douche bag

a dispicable person=scumbag, prick

You little douche bag, you won't get away with that so easily.

by Light Joker October 22, 2004

road hog

a driver who takes too much space on the road.

If it were not for that road hog, he would have gotten to work on time

by Light Joker December 16, 2004

preppy

1. a student or graduate of a preparatory school

2. in the manner of a student or graduate of a preparatory school

That preppy is nothing but a spoiled brat.

by Light Joker May 30, 2006

the fuzz

the police (see also fuzz station)

If the fuzz find out where you are hiding, I won't help you.

by Light Joker June 25, 2005

Euro

1. someone from or living in a european country

2. european

That euro beat is most annoying music ever.

by Light Joker April 4, 2006

water dog

also, water puppy.

A salamander. Supposedly, people in the southern U.S. would eat breaded salamaner and if they refused to eat it they wre told to refrain from speaking. This is how context in which water dog was used, became the route word for Hush Puppies.

sterotypical immature girl: eeew that water dog just touched my leg.

Girl's father: That salamander will not harm you.

by Light Joker June 21, 2004