over my dead body

you won't be able to do it if I am alive to prevent you

Your going to give in to peer pressure? Over my dead body.

by Light Joker December 16, 2005

Piddle

to urinate (a euphemism for piss, see also pee)

I have to piddle before we leave.

by Light Joker October 01, 2005

pee

to urinate (see also piss, whiz)

He had to pee so badly, he was in pain.

by Light Joker December 16, 2004

skid mark

an unclean brownish mark on one's underpants

If you would just wipe yourself properly you wouldn't have to deal with a skid mark every time you pulled your pants down.

by Light Joker April 09, 2006

birdturd

a despicable person =prick

I don't want to see that birdturds's face again.

by Light Joker October 30, 2004

clean someone's clock

to strike and punish someone

I am about ready to clean someone's clock.

by Light Joker April 27, 2006

chump

a stupid or gullible person

You chumps don't have a clue what this guy is up to.

by Light Joker April 21, 2005