Light Joker 's definitions

helicopter parent

a parent who is constantly hovering over(monitoring) thier children while they are at school, much to the annoyance of the princapal and the teachers

To the staff at the school, the helicopter parent is like the commercial for head on.

by Light Joker March 27, 2007

vanilla

plain, simple, ordinary, normal

This shirt is so vanilla. Don't you wear anything else.

by Light Joker December 22, 2005

hacker

1. a taxi driver

2. a sloppy or inefficient computer programmer

3. someone who breaks into a computer electronically

The some of the computer worms left computers open to hackers and other worms.

by Light Joker February 9, 2005

key

1. a kilogram(typically of illegal drugs)

2. important, central to something

he was caught with a key of cheese(cheese being a slang term for a mixture of heroin and cold medicine reportedly localized to Texas).

by Light Joker June 4, 2007

weasel words

deceptive words, misleading speech or literature.

I will not be tricked by weasel words this time.

by Light Joker December 11, 2006

vest

1. a bulletproof vest

2. any of the various sleeveless top garnments(a term which varies by country)

Looks like he got arrested for his vest.

by Light Joker May 9, 2007

Janky

A creature made in the video game, Dr. Muto, by the doctor himself. He is only seen in the movie before the game.

Janky; "Doctor, Doctor."

Muto; "Janky, no begging, just get your own snack."

Janky; " But Doctor, look."
(points out the window)

Muto; (looks out the window)
"What the ****?"

by Light Joker July 2, 2004