key

1. a kilogram(typically of illegal drugs)

2. important, central to something

he was caught with a key of cheese(cheese being a slang term for a mixture of heroin and cold medicine reportedly localized to Texas).

by Light Joker June 04, 2007

weasel words

deceptive words, misleading speech or literature.

I will not be tricked by weasel words this time.

by Light Joker December 11, 2006

cauliflower ear

a boxer's or wrestler's ear deformed by injuries and accumlated scar tissue

If you don't retire you will end up with a cauliflower ear.

by Light Joker September 01, 2005

hoodie

a hooded sweatshirt with a wide pocket on the front

I hate it when my hoodie gets stained.

by Light Joker April 09, 2006

can

1. the head

2. a toilet

3. jail

4. to dismiss somone from employment

If I end up being late to work again, I will get canned for sure.

by Light Joker December 27, 2004

fumtu

very confused, botched (acronym, from fucked up more than usual, see also snafu)

This basketball game is fumtu.

by Light Joker November 16, 2005

coke-bottle glasses

extremely thick eyeglass lenses

That kid with the coke-bottle glasses may look funny but he has a bad attitude.

by Light Joker August 04, 2007