Light Joker's definitions

roll out the red carpet

to give someone a ceremonious welcome

They were ready to roll out the red carpet when they heard that a celeb was in thier city until they realized he was not the real McCoy.

by Light Joker November 1, 2005

croak

1. to die

2. to kill someone or something

Apparently, he croaked when they got to the hospital.

by Light Joker May 15, 2005

eight-hundred-pound gorilla

(variants: nine-hundred or six-hundred may replace eight- hundred)

A very powerful force

He went from a wuss to an eight-hundred-pound gorilla.

by Light Joker November 19, 2005

crackpot

1. a crazy idiot

2. crazy

That girl comes up with so many crackpot ideas.

by Light Joker October 18, 2004

tart

a promiscuous woman, especially a prostitute (see also hoochie)

She is nothing but a god-damn tart.

by Light Joker August 9, 2005

derriere

the posterier, the buttocks

Her parents are always on her derriere.

by Light Joker April 9, 2006

uncut

1. not edited

2. not circumcised

The fact that I am uncut does not mean that I am unclean.

by Light Joker February 23, 2005