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roll out the red carpet

to give someone a ceremonious welcome
They were ready to roll out the red carpet when they heard that a celeb was in thier city until they realized he was not the real McCoy.
by Light Joker November 1, 2005
mugGet the roll out the red carpetmug.

croak

1. to die

2. to kill someone or something
Apparently, he croaked when they got to the hospital.
by Light Joker May 15, 2005
mugGet the croakmug.

eight-hundred-pound gorilla

(variants: nine-hundred or six-hundred may replace eight- hundred)

A very powerful force
He went from a wuss to an eight-hundred-pound gorilla.
by Light Joker November 19, 2005
mugGet the eight-hundred-pound gorillamug.

crackpot

That girl comes up with so many crackpot ideas.
by Light Joker October 18, 2004
mugGet the crackpotmug.

tart

a promiscuous woman, especially a prostitute (see also hoochie)
She is nothing but a god-damn tart.
by Light Joker August 9, 2005
mugGet the tartmug.

derriere

the posterier, the buttocks
Her parents are always on her derriere.
by Light Joker April 9, 2006
mugGet the derrieremug.

uncut

1. not edited

2. not circumcised
The fact that I am uncut does not mean that I am unclean.
by Light Joker February 23, 2005
mugGet the uncutmug.

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