in a pinch

1. if necessary

2. in trouble

In a pinch we can file a lawsuit against them.

by Light Joker July 14, 2005

take the piss out of

to mock, to make fun of

Don't take the piss out of a good cook.

by Light Joker December 21, 2005

break into assholes

to become frightened, to panic(a reference to the association between fear and the loosening of the bowels)

I really broke into assholes when my mom had another seizure.

by Light Joker November 03, 2004

Battle of the Bulge

the attempt to keep ones waistline normal(from a WWII battle)

This time I am winning the Battle of the Bulge.

by Light Joker June 06, 2005

The chosen one

A movie/TV show/video game cliche in which a legend says that a character in has been chosen by destiny to preform a task that nobody else can perform. It is the epitome of ultimate power.

In The Legend Legend of Zelda, Link is the chosen one.

by Light Joker August 04, 2004

cum

1. to ejaculate

2. to orgasm

3. semen

He was so horny, he thought he was gonna cum in his pants.

by Light Joker May 08, 2007

tunnel vision

narrow or restricted vision, especially if limited to seeing only what is in front

If it wasn't for his tunnel vision, he wouldn't fall so much.

by Light Joker March 22, 2006