Definitions by Light Joker

eight-hundred-pound gorilla 

(variants: nine-hundred or six-hundred may replace eight- hundred)

A very powerful force

He went from a wuss to an eight-hundred-pound gorilla.

eight-hundred-pound gorilla by Light Joker November 19, 2005

knockout drops 

chloral hydrate, especially when added to an alcoholic drink

They found a bottle of knockout drops in the basement. This made them think that he was using the house to put people to sleep and take their drivers licences.

knockout drops by Light Joker November 18, 2005

classy 

1. prestigious

2. high quality

3. elegant or stylish

Who needs those classy restaurants when you can get a good meal at Boston Market?

classy by Light Joker November 18, 2005

fumtu 

very confused, botched (acronym, from fucked up more than usual, see also snafu)

This basketball game is fumtu.

fumtu by Light Joker November 16, 2005

sight gag 

a joke that depends entirely on what is seen

They are known for using sight gags to the point of redundancy.

sight gag by Light Joker November 14, 2005

earn your wings 

to prove yourself reliable in your work

To be an employee of the month, you must earn your wings.

earn your wings by Light Joker November 14, 2005

in line for

in position to get something

Your in line for a knuckle sandwich.

in line for by Light Joker November 14, 2005