Light Joker's definitions

It takes two to tango

this cannot happen without more than one person

The reason we came out alive is because we worked together. After all, it takes two to tango.

by Light Joker September 5, 2005

cock cheese

smegma (from it's alleged smell and resemblance to dairy products)

Man, after that infection I will never let cock cheese build up agian.

by Light Joker October 16, 2006

trailer trash

the poorest of poor people who live in old, beat up, run down house trailers(used with singular or plural force, rude and derogatory)

Do I have to do business with trailer trash?

by Light Joker December 28, 2004

tough cookie

a durable and robust person

The man may not look like much but he is a tough cookie.

by Light Joker May 28, 2006

oddball

a strange or eccentric person

She's obviously the oddball of the group.

by Light Joker August 31, 2005

grounded

1. confined to one's home

2. restricted from participating in certain social activities
(both senses are punishments for unruly youth)

If you give one more kid a wedgie than you will be grounded for 3 days.

by Light Joker April 24, 2005

scorpion

A scorpion is an invertebrate that usually lives in deserts. They posess a pair of claws and a tail equiped with a poisonous stinger. They are related to Spiders and other arachnids. If you live in a desert, make sure none of them get into your house. Thier venom can make you quite sick.

Scientists say that the ancestors of Scorpions lived in the sea.

by Light Joker August 6, 2004