crisco

a fat person (cruel, also a rude term of adress, see also fatso)

Some crisco bumped into me without saying excuse me.

by Light Joker October 01, 2005

vest

1. a bulletproof vest

2. any of the various sleeveless top garnments(a term which varies by country)

Looks like he got arrested for his vest.

by Light Joker May 09, 2007

sourpuss

a surly, grouchy and unfriendly person

God,your such a sourpuss. Lighten up.

by Light Joker January 11, 2006

elevator music

dull uninteresting music of the type heard in elevators

I wish they would play something besides this boring elevator music.

by Light Joker December 17, 2005

early bird

1. a person who wakes up early

2. a person who arrives early

I am an early bird, but I do sleep in on weekends.

by Light Joker May 18, 2005

dink

1. double income no kids

2. a disparaging term for a person of East Asian nationality or decent

He got fired for calling his co-worker a dink.

by Light Joker October 06, 2004

play hooky

to avoid going to work or school without an excuse

Why do you play hooky every time this happens?

by Light Joker September 05, 2005