Light Joker's definitions

kiss something goodbye

to face and accept the loss of something

If you don't come to work tomorrow, you can kiss your paycheck goodbye.

by Light Joker May 22, 2005

drugstore cowboy

A man who hangs around drugstores, mainly to impress woman.

Drugstore cowboys are not really cowboys at all. They are womanizers.

by Light Joker July 4, 2004

uptight

tense, anxious, nervous

Calm the hell down, don't be so uptight about it.

by Light Joker December 11, 2005

snow job

1. an act of deception

2. to decieve someone

The whole thing is just another snow job by the government.

by Light Joker October 7, 2006

zip gun

a makeshift handgun made in one's own home

He's got a zip gun, be careful.

by Light Joker June 15, 2007

my little friend

any type of firearm, a gun

If your going to act that way, i'm just going to have to bring out my little friend.

by Light Joker April 26, 2006

putz

1. the penis

2. a stupid or obnoxious person

You little putz! Who do you think you are?

by Light Joker December 23, 2005