levis

blue denim pants (from Levi Strauss, a company that makes such garnments)

I would not advise you to wear levis in this weather.

by Light Joker December 28, 2005

double barreled slingshot

a brassier (jocular, from the shape)

Whoever hung that double barreled slingshot out here must be fat. Talk about streched out.

by Light Joker December 10, 2006

perk

1. an advantage of a particular job or assignment

2. percolated coffee

3. to run smoothly or well

One of the perks of sole-proprietorish is being your own boss.

by Light Joker May 16, 2006

wheelie

a motorcycle stunt done by riding on one wheel while the other is raised in the air.

That show off popped a wheelie again.

by Light Joker December 01, 2005

on the house

free of charge (often applied to food or drinks)

Have another beer, on the house.

by Light Joker August 21, 2005

Velvet Worm

A Very hairy penis.(Named for the creature decended from the extinct marine organism, Halucinagenia.)

Hey, stop touching my Velvet Worm.

by Light Joker April 29, 2004

gorilla juice

steriods (bodybuilding, probably because Steriods cause you to become heavy and brawny like a gorilla)

If you do not let up on that gorilla juice, you will end up with manjugs.

by Light Joker December 13, 2004