cloud nine

and cloud 9

a state of total euphoria (See also on cloud nine.)

After winning the lottery, he was on cloud nine.

by Light Joker May 24, 2005

couch potato

a lazy person who does nothing but sit on the couch and watch television(see also sofa spud)

Please don't lie around like a couch potato. Get up and do something productive.

by Light Joker January 18, 2005

fossil

1. an old-fashioned person

2. an elderly person

Why do I have to listen to this old fossil?

by Light Joker August 01, 2005

boner

1. a clumsy error

2. an erection

I hate it when I get a boner in public.

by Light Joker April 03, 2006

rig

1. to tamper with the results of something

2. a large truck

My half-brother used to have job driving a rig.

by Light Joker April 10, 2006

Crock

1. to hit somone in the head

2. =crock of shit

That is nothing but a crock. I do not believe a word of it.

by Light Joker October 10, 2004

meltdown

1. a disaster

2. a loss of one's temper

(from a nuclear power disaster of the same name)

If someone doesn't fix the elctricity in the computer room I might have a meltdown.

by Light Joker July 15, 2007