Definitions by Light Joker

demonseed 

A maggot.

My older-half-sister in law calls maggots demonseeds because she once had a bad dream about an invasion of ravenous flesh-eating maggots.

demonseed by Light Joker June 2, 2004

dentist 

Your tooth doctor. He checks you for dental problems when you go and gives you advice on your personal dental care.

The one thing I really do not like about going to the dentist: Having my teeth polished. The stuff they use has a nasty taste and feel.

dentist by Light Joker June 2, 2004

Devil's Tounge

The worlds most dangerous plant.
It releases a foul smelling gas that can kill you.

The Devil's Toung was banned from the U.S. because of the gas it releases.

Devil's Tounge by Light Joker June 2, 2004

cretin 

What many of the people who contribute to this website behave like.

I hate it when those cretins contribute words of foul play to this site.

cretin by Light Joker June 1, 2004

Queer beer

1. bad beer with low alcohol content.

2. any strange person.

3. a male homosexual(usually derogatory, resented by the homosexual community, an elaboration of queer)

The customers, who were tired of being served queer beer, eventually stopped coming to the tavern for their alcoholic beverages.

Queer beer by Light Joker June 1, 2004

Seeing Pink Elephants 

Also called; Seeing Pink Spiders or Seeing Snakes.

Having the delerium tremens.
(From the halucinatory creatures seen during the delerium tremens.)

They had drunk so little alcohol in one day that they were Seeing Pink Elephants.

Seeing Pink Elephants by Light Joker May 31, 2004

Lush 

1. a Drunkard, an alcoholic.

2. Alcohol intoxicated, drunk.

The young girl bumbed into an angry0 lush, who was kicked out of the bar after becoming totaly lush.

Lush by Light Joker May 29, 2004