Light Joker's definitions

golden opportunity

an excellent and rare opportunity

This is my golden opportunity to redeem myself.

by Light Joker June 24, 2005

easy does it

1. calm down, relax

2. be gentle

Easy does it. Go slowly and nothing will break.

by Light Joker January 13, 2006

white lightning

raw and inferior whiskey (see also rotgut, panther piss)

Just one shot of white lightning and he was plastered to the wall.

by Light Joker September 22, 2005

grasseater

1. a corrupt police officer who accepts bribe money but does not actually demand it

2. =pothead

The grasseater let the grasseater go when he was offered a bribe of $1000 in cash.

by Light Joker November 6, 2004

One hit wonder

New defintion; An urbandictionary user who has contributed only one defintion.

Sometimnes, a one hit wonder's definition is just something that flatters thier boyfriend or girlfriend.

by Light Joker August 15, 2004

baloney

nonsense, lies, deception = bullshit

Baloney, this is not a restful place.

by Light Joker March 26, 2005

hit the fan

to become publicly known(see also the shit hits the fan)

We better edit this story before it hits the fan.

by Light Joker February 22, 2005