Liberal Lady Ann's definitions
The cleanest in the region. Except of course Turkmenistan's.
Related: Borat , Comedy , Kazakhstan , Bigotry
Related: Borat , Comedy , Kazakhstan , Bigotry
"Kazakhstan greatest country in the world,
all other countries are run by little girls.
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium!
Other countries have inferior potassium.
Kazakhstan home of the Tinshein swimming pool;
it's length thirty metre and width six metre.
Filtration system a marvel to behold,
It removes 80 percent of human solid waste.
Kazakhstan,Kazakhstan, you very nice place,
from plains of Tarashenk to Northern Fence of Jewtown.
Kazakhstan, friend of all except Uzbekistan,
they very nosey people withe bone in their brain.
Kazakhstan, industry best in the world,
we invented toffee and the trouser belt.
Kazakhstan's prostitutes cleanest in the region,
except of course for Turkmenistan's.
Kazakhstan,Kazakhstan, you very nice place,
from plains of Tarashenk to Northern Fence of Jewtown.
Come grasp the mighty penis of our leader,
from junction with testes to tip of its face"
all other countries are run by little girls.
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium!
Other countries have inferior potassium.
Kazakhstan home of the Tinshein swimming pool;
it's length thirty metre and width six metre.
Filtration system a marvel to behold,
It removes 80 percent of human solid waste.
Kazakhstan,Kazakhstan, you very nice place,
from plains of Tarashenk to Northern Fence of Jewtown.
Kazakhstan, friend of all except Uzbekistan,
they very nosey people withe bone in their brain.
Kazakhstan, industry best in the world,
we invented toffee and the trouser belt.
Kazakhstan's prostitutes cleanest in the region,
except of course for Turkmenistan's.
Kazakhstan,Kazakhstan, you very nice place,
from plains of Tarashenk to Northern Fence of Jewtown.
Come grasp the mighty penis of our leader,
from junction with testes to tip of its face"
by Liberal Lady Ann November 3, 2016
Get the Kazakhstan's Prostitutesmug. When someone communicates something negative (true or not) about a certain individual to other people. This action could manifest as a text message, a verbal conversation, or an Urban Dictionary Definition.
Person 1: Did you hear about John Doe? I heard slept with Jane Doe and Janet Doe all in one night!
Person 2: What a fuckboy! Should we tell everyone?
Person 3: Nah, just do some shit-talking about him on Urban Dictionary . It'll work perfectly!
Person 1: Thanks, but I'll send out a group text.
Person 2: What a fuckboy! Should we tell everyone?
Person 3: Nah, just do some shit-talking about him on Urban Dictionary . It'll work perfectly!
Person 1: Thanks, but I'll send out a group text.
by Liberal Lady Ann June 15, 2016
Get the Shit-Talkingmug. A Flemish boy band that was popular in the early 1970's. They made hard-core heavy metal, and was composed of four boys: Enda Kenny, Peter Sutcliffe, Gerry Adams, and Stephen Rochford.
by Liberal Lady Ann November 3, 2016
Get the Gardaímug. The sort of weather where the skies are blue, the grass is bright, and there is lots of sunlight! It is generally warmer when the sun is out, so people in colder climates find it quite pleasant. People located in hotter climates may not be so fond of it.
by Liberal Lady Ann November 5, 2016
Get the Sunny Weathermug. The stylish new brand of bestiality taking the world by storm! Yes, some of them are completely disinterested in having sexual relationships with cartoons of anthropomorphic dogs, but in the same way that Mama June doesn't want to screw Honey Boo Boo! Their garb is furry costumes, leashes, and butt plug tails!
Guy 1: Shelia is hot! Think she's single?
Guy 2: No, she's not single because she has an online boyfriend named Shadow Claw who pretends to be a wolf with emo hair.
Guy 1: Why the hell would she like someone like that?
Guy 2: Because they're a members of the Furry Fandom.
Guy 1: Shit, once she grows out of this she's going to be so embarrassed. Anyway, I'd rather not date someone who'd prefer a date with my cat.
Guy 2: Good choice. Give her some time and she'll get through it.
Guy 2: No, she's not single because she has an online boyfriend named Shadow Claw who pretends to be a wolf with emo hair.
Guy 1: Why the hell would she like someone like that?
Guy 2: Because they're a members of the Furry Fandom.
Guy 1: Shit, once she grows out of this she's going to be so embarrassed. Anyway, I'd rather not date someone who'd prefer a date with my cat.
Guy 2: Good choice. Give her some time and she'll get through it.
by Liberal Lady Ann May 7, 2017
Get the Furry Fandommug. by Liberal Lady Ann November 7, 2016
Get the Dump Truckmug. by Liberal Lady Ann November 7, 2016
Get the Liarmug.