Liam's definitions

osama bin laden

see bugbear
see pantomime
see scapegoat
see george bush senior to arrange an appointment
see horror and moral terror
see it all force fed to you on CNN

now that saddam is caught, he can tell us where osama is. HE'S BEHIND YOU! oh no he's not. OH YES HE IS etc.

by liam December 22, 2003

fart

The fart is an explosion of revolting air which is produced through your ass!
Types of fart are th "silent but violent" type as these are quiet but absolutely stink!!!!!!! (may cause pain between the cheeks)

Liam: Did you fart?
Ben: Yes.

by Liam October 15, 2006

log knock

To slap ones penis against the forehead of someone else.

Dude, last night I log knocked Brittany so hard her freckles fell off.

by Liam May 13, 2005

straight edge

Coined by Ian Mackaye of the band Minor Threat.
It always means
NO
smokes drinks drugs or promiscious sex.
Sometimes it means not consuming meat and caffiene, it varies.
It's about strength as a person.
Usually kids take it too far and can be real asshats about it.
Most edge kids break edge/sell out by the end of their teens.

hatexedgers act like jerks to non-edgers because they are insecure about themselves and think labels like vegan and straight edge make them a better person.

by Liam May 5, 2004

Mancnut

A sad friendless home county wannabee that supports a football team in a city that they have never visited

You are a glory hunting Mancnut

by Liam October 12, 2003

I gunna keew yew!

I'm going to kill you.

Man1"I gunna keew yew!"
Man2"Dude, settle down."

by Liam November 24, 2004

Jamesb R

The beastest man alive.

Do you know Jamesb R? He beat me up! That hardcore beast.

by Liam November 23, 2004