Lex's definitions

phill

Complete, absolute perfection. Nothing in the world that is better. Heaven.

"God, You're just so phill"

by lex September 26, 2004

aotch

when you want someone to get the heck out of your life and to go away

"Aotch! I hate you!"

when someone by the name of tom or tyler ask you to go to the movies you say this word

by lex February 2, 2005

baseball

Bat-and-ball game originating in Britain, where it is called “Rounders” and is principally played by schoolgirls.
At any given time it involves one pitching-&-fielding team, who must dismiss the batsmen by throwing the ball past them to a catcher, and one batting team who must strike the ball in such away as to enable them to run between the “plates” or “bases” and so amass points.

Apparently also played by grown men, in the Colonies.

Q : Will you be watching the baseball?
A : What, rounders? My good man, watching schoolgirls is *illegal* in my country.

by lex November 25, 2004

Dur Minor

1. a musical key in which many syllables in a song are replaced by dur or ur

...Hey Durd, Durn't make it burd. Turk a Sad surng and make it burrter

by Lex February 17, 2005

rusk

Street name for BGBH, a "designer drug" related to Scopolamine. Commonly termed "rusk" because of its supposed ability to reduce american youth to an infantile state.

Man, I'm hurtin' for some rusk.

Fool! Only a ass-clown mess with rusk.

by lex November 25, 2004

bacon trombone

Offensive slang term for the aorta, especially in context of transgressive sex.

I heard that (s)he take it up the bacon trombone.

by lex November 25, 2004

BeYoNcE

best singa out der!!!
fer reel pretty
gets hated on frum otha girls cause deys jealous dey aint got her curves, her looks, her voice, in all dat stuff
go role model

Beyonce is soooo pretty
all ya hata's need ta bounce cause u can hate all yo want bt she still gonna be roun an havin da shit yo dnt

by LeX December 22, 2004