Lex's definitions

zooney

Zooney (adj.) american/welsh/scottish
The word used to describe the fictional romance of actress Catherine ZETA jones and actor George CLOONEY.

"I'm going to write a Zooney fan fic"

by Lex April 12, 2005

kick ass

Verb: To be really, really, really cool. <present tense>

He/She/It/That Dude/That Chick, kicks ass!
That is an amazingly kick ass pair of lips on that woman's face.

by Lex May 20, 2004

GoodFellas

One of the best, if not the best, mob movie of all time. Starring Robert DiNero, Joe Pesci (did I spell that right?), Ray Liotta, and Lauren Brocko. (did i spell that wrong, too?)
Its one fawk ova movie. It's tied, or over GodFather.
Made to follow the life of mobster Henry Hill.

"As far back as I can remember Ive always wanted to be a gangster." Henry Hill, Brooklyn 1955.

by Lex May 28, 2005

shexy

A shexy and hawt way of saying "sexy" aka sexc or secksi.

"Simon Cowell is shexy and hawt"

by Lex May 28, 2005

belberanzo

A well-feathered little cornpopper of a zinger of the opposite sax.

Zounds! Zowee! Xaaaaaaaaaaaa!

by lex March 4, 2005

wapanese

Term referring to caucasian American who chooses to adopt the (perceived) cultural, aesthetic & social trappings of japanese society.

The word originally derived by analogy with wigger ( = "white" + "nigger").

Generally used as a term of disparagement by the sort of white Americans who - touchingly - never seem even to consider why it is that half their own youth population seem so desperate to be japanese, black, chicano, euro, virtual. Anything, indeed, rather than white American.

Natives of the world's other 200-odd countries find the social phenomenon somewhat less confusing.

Yuhuhuhhh - check that Wapanese faggut ovur thar - whut a dumb-ass.

by lex November 25, 2004

12 monkeys

Slang (offensive) : a dozen americans.

Q : Hey, do you think there were even 12 monkeys who understood the film "12 monkeys"
A : No.

by lex November 25, 2004