12 monkeys

Q : Hey, do you think there were even 12 monkeys who understood the film "12 monkeys"
A : No.
by lex November 25, 2004
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batfuck crazy

Sufficiently mentally unstable to attempt intercourse with a bat.
Dan Quayle is an ass clown, but his wife is batfuck crazy.
by lex November 25, 2004
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widener university

Located in the heart of Chester!
It is a place where you dont want to cross the bridge or else you might get shot. It has about 5,000 students yet the parties are always at the same few houses or andorn. You always know someone at a party; almost everyone. The drunk bus is very convenient. It is the only school that can order pizza at 3am in the morning from ACAPULCO! While walking on campus late at night, a car drives by, and the thought of "a drive by" or getting raped by a CHESTERITE runs through your head at least once. Gotta love Chester!!!
by Lex February 17, 2005
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baseball

Bat-and-ball game originating in Britain, where it is called “Rounders” and is principally played by schoolgirls.
At any given time it involves one pitching-&-fielding team, who must dismiss the batsmen by throwing the ball past them to a catcher, and one batting team who must strike the ball in such away as to enable them to run between the “plates” or “bases” and so amass points.

Apparently also played by grown men, in the Colonies.
Q : Will you be watching the baseball?
A : What, rounders? My good man, watching schoolgirls is *illegal* in my country.
by lex November 25, 2004
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zooney

Zooney (adj.) american/welsh/scottish
The word used to describe the fictional romance of actress Catherine ZETA jones and actor George CLOONEY.
"I'm going to write a Zooney fan fic"
by Lex April 12, 2005
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ultrafest

a hugeass party that fucking rocks.
person1: "hey you going to mikes ultrafest?"
person2: "hell yeah.. i wouldnt miss that party for anything"
by lex February 11, 2005
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what's the beef

1. what's going on. (confrontation sense)
2. in terms of fighting or a confrontation.
3.
Ex : yo what the beef?

Ex : Nah man I got history, I don't like this cat.
by LeX October 06, 2004
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