Lex's definitions

kick ass

Verb: To be really, really, really cool. <present tense>

He/She/It/That Dude/That Chick, kicks ass!
That is an amazingly kick ass pair of lips on that woman's face.

by Lex May 20, 2004

zooney

Zooney (adj.) american/welsh/scottish
The word used to describe the fictional romance of actress Catherine ZETA jones and actor George CLOONEY.

"I'm going to write a Zooney fan fic"

by Lex April 12, 2005

GoodFellas

One of the best, if not the best, mob movie of all time. Starring Robert DiNero, Joe Pesci (did I spell that right?), Ray Liotta, and Lauren Brocko. (did i spell that wrong, too?)
Its one fawk ova movie. It's tied, or over GodFather.
Made to follow the life of mobster Henry Hill.

"As far back as I can remember Ive always wanted to be a gangster." Henry Hill, Brooklyn 1955.

by Lex May 28, 2005

hotbox

smoking marijuana in a vehicle or room until it is filled with smoke.

we smoked a blunt in the S500, it was hotboxed in 5 minutes.

by lex February 13, 2003

Fuck for glory

A method used to allow for conjugal relations with a butter face by first covering her/his face with an American flag (AKA Old Glory)

Dude 1: Did you see the trim?
Dude 2: Sure enough bro, but‘er face…brown bag?
Dude 1: Naw bro! Just cover it with a flag and fuck for glory!
Dude 2: Bro, you are such a patriot!
Dude 1: I always vote bush!
Dude 2: You know bush is the new shaved?
Dude 1: Whoah! Did you see the trim duder?

by Lex March 17, 2005

D-bager

someone from darien, connecticut who sucks. they are ussually preppy jocks who wear north face.
comes from d-bag

"I was hanging out at the dunkin donuts in darien but i bounced when all these d-bagers came in their damn BMWs and started pissin me off."

by lex November 24, 2003

SLB

Function: abbreviation
Etymology: Slacker, Loser, Bed-wetter; 1) A person who shirks their duties or performs them poorly; 2) An especially inept airman in the 5th Combat Communications Group

I don’t want him in my flight; the SLB will get one of us killed!

by Lex February 1, 2005