bacon trombone

Offensive slang term for the aorta, especially in context of transgressive sex.
I heard that (s)he take it up the bacon trombone.
by lex November 25, 2004
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D-bager

someone from darien, connecticut who sucks. they are ussually preppy jocks who wear north face.
comes from d-bag
"I was hanging out at the dunkin donuts in darien but i bounced when all these d-bagers came in their damn BMWs and started pissin me off."
by lex November 24, 2003
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kick ass

Verb: To be really, really, really cool. <present tense>
He/She/It/That Dude/That Chick, kicks ass!
That is an amazingly kick ass pair of lips on that woman's face.
by Lex May 20, 2004
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weak character

1. a wannabe individual who think he's down but isn't.
2. a dumb actor who can't seem to point out the obvious.
Ex: These guys out on the streets aren't thugs. Their nothing but weak character trying to fit in.

P2 : Yeah I know nothing but characters.
by LeX October 06, 2004
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batfuck crazy

Sufficiently mentally unstable to attempt intercourse with a bat.
Dan Quayle is an ass clown, but his wife is batfuck crazy.
by lex November 25, 2004
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baseball

Bat-and-ball game originating in Britain, where it is called “Rounders” and is principally played by schoolgirls.
At any given time it involves one pitching-&-fielding team, who must dismiss the batsmen by throwing the ball past them to a catcher, and one batting team who must strike the ball in such away as to enable them to run between the “plates” or “bases” and so amass points.

Apparently also played by grown men, in the Colonies.
Q : Will you be watching the baseball?
A : What, rounders? My good man, watching schoolgirls is *illegal* in my country.
by lex November 25, 2004
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12 monkeys

Q : Hey, do you think there were even 12 monkeys who understood the film "12 monkeys"
A : No.
by lex November 25, 2004
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