Lex's definitions

zooney

Zooney (adj.) american/welsh/scottish
The word used to describe the fictional romance of actress Catherine ZETA jones and actor George CLOONEY.

"I'm going to write a Zooney fan fic"

by Lex April 12, 2005

shexy

A shexy and hawt way of saying "sexy" aka sexc or secksi.

"Simon Cowell is shexy and hawt"

by Lex May 28, 2005

GoodFellas

One of the best, if not the best, mob movie of all time. Starring Robert DiNero, Joe Pesci (did I spell that right?), Ray Liotta, and Lauren Brocko. (did i spell that wrong, too?)
Its one fawk ova movie. It's tied, or over GodFather.
Made to follow the life of mobster Henry Hill.

"As far back as I can remember Ive always wanted to be a gangster." Henry Hill, Brooklyn 1955.

by Lex May 28, 2005

Paris Hilton

A rich girl who doesnt deserve to be treated like shit just cuzz ya'll are jealous of her money and skininess.

Ya'll are jealous of Paris Hilton cuzz shes not 1/2 bad looking and is rich.

by Lex May 28, 2005

Crumpaffle

A real hotrood popferooly that totally trunds yr crumble.

Christianity is OK, but the Church of Zoob is the reall Crumpaffle, my man.

by lex March 4, 2005

Backpacker

A person who feels there is a difference between rap and hip-hop believing rap is defined as ghetto music for thugs who love b'tches, hoes, and excessive jewerly. At a hip-hop event one can be spotted by the REI or Jansport backpack worn with one too many support straps, khaki's, adidas or pumas, a hoodie, headphones and hat of some sort.

Everytime I go to a Common concert I see mostly backpackers.

by Lex May 8, 2004

jobby-jabber

An homosexual ; a man who engages as the active partner in anal sex with another man. From "jobby" (faecal solid) + "jab" (to prong or spear). It should be noted that some may consider this term offensive - it is favoured by homophobes due to its low potential for "re-appropriation" by the homosexual community (see example).

Gay Pride celebration ; Queer Pride celebration ; Jobby-jabber Pride celebration.

by lex November 24, 2004