Lex's definitions

BeYoNcE

best singa out der!!!
fer reel pretty
gets hated on frum otha girls cause deys jealous dey aint got her curves, her looks, her voice, in all dat stuff
go role model

Beyonce is soooo pretty
all ya hata's need ta bounce cause u can hate all yo want bt she still gonna be roun an havin da shit yo dnt

by LeX December 22, 2004

SLB

Function: abbreviation
Etymology: Slacker, Loser, Bed-wetter; 1) A person who shirks their duties or performs them poorly; 2) An especially inept airman in the 5th Combat Communications Group

I don’t want him in my flight; the SLB will get one of us killed!

by Lex February 1, 2005

ultrafest

a hugeass party that fucking rocks.

person1: "hey you going to mikes ultrafest?"
person2: "hell yeah.. i wouldnt miss that party for anything"

by lex February 11, 2005

Backpacker

A person who feels there is a difference between rap and hip-hop believing rap is defined as ghetto music for thugs who love b'tches, hoes, and excessive jewerly. At a hip-hop event one can be spotted by the REI or Jansport backpack worn with one too many support straps, khaki's, adidas or pumas, a hoodie, headphones and hat of some sort.

Everytime I go to a Common concert I see mostly backpackers.

by Lex May 8, 2004

Crumpaffle

A real hotrood popferooly that totally trunds yr crumble.

Christianity is OK, but the Church of Zoob is the reall Crumpaffle, my man.

by lex March 4, 2005

jobby-jabber

An homosexual ; a man who engages as the active partner in anal sex with another man. From "jobby" (faecal solid) + "jab" (to prong or spear). It should be noted that some may consider this term offensive - it is favoured by homophobes due to its low potential for "re-appropriation" by the homosexual community (see example).

Gay Pride celebration ; Queer Pride celebration ; Jobby-jabber Pride celebration.

by lex November 24, 2004

Fuck for glory

A method used to allow for conjugal relations with a butter face by first covering her/his face with an American flag (AKA Old Glory)

Dude 1: Did you see the trim?
Dude 2: Sure enough bro, but‘er face…brown bag?
Dude 1: Naw bro! Just cover it with a flag and fuck for glory!
Dude 2: Bro, you are such a patriot!
Dude 1: I always vote bush!
Dude 2: You know bush is the new shaved?
Dude 1: Whoah! Did you see the trim duder?

by Lex March 17, 2005