IPad Parents

Parents whom, instead of engaging with their child themselves, give the child an electronic device, usually an IPad, and let the IPad keep the child busy rather than them.

I had IPAD Parents growing up, I didn't even know their names until I was 9.

by Leonidas of Alexandria March 04, 2024

Skibidi Toilet Syndrome

The mental problems plaguing Gen Alpha due to Short Form Video Content, as well as new memes and slang terms such as "Rizz, Gyatt, Fanum Tax" etc.
This causes them to have reduced attention spans, lowered intelligence, and a tendency to repeat memes and slang at random times.

*a child runs around doing a tiktok dance and yelling Gen A slang*
"Gees, that kid must have Skibidi Toilet Syndrome."

by Leonidas of Alexandria March 04, 2024

Nigstick

A tiny or scrawny black person.

Being a nigstick, Matthew was much smaller than his other black friends.

by Leonidas of Alexandria March 05, 2024

Falspring

Short for False-Spring, this is the short hot week that occurs at the end of Winter, before reverting back to being an extremely cold week, after which it will be Spring.

Last week it was super warm outside, so I thought today I could go swim. The water was super cold, must have been falspring.

by Leonidas of Alexandria March 05, 2024

Apeism

The human urge to simply resort to our Primal, Apelike instincts, and live in the wild like other apes.

Person 1: Hey did you hear about that man who lived in the woods for years?
Person 2: Yeah, he got lost and resorted to apeism I think

by Leonidas of Alexandria March 04, 2024

Do you have it in pink?

A saying, typically said by Twitch Chat towards a streamer, meaning "Do you do Onlyfans/other kinds of pornography?"

At the party I heard my horny brother ask my friend (girl) "Do you have it in pink?"

by Leonidas of Alexandria March 05, 2024

Jesus Godamn Fuck Shit Damn Bitch Motherfucker!

When a person, usually in response to pain, emotional or physical, begins a crazed angry yelling to vent their frustration, often going down the list of the curse words they know.

I stubbed my toe
"Jesus Godamn Fuck Shit Damn Bitch Motherfucker!" I yelled

by Leonidas of Alexandria March 05, 2024