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IPad Parents

Parents whom, instead of engaging with their child themselves, give the child an electronic device, usually an IPad, and let the IPad keep the child busy rather than them.
I had IPAD Parents growing up, I didn't even know their names until I was 9.
by Leonidas of Alexandria March 4, 2024
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Whitey Tighty

A derogatory term, used to refer to whites as "normies", typically by other races mainly African-Americans.
This deals with a hatred of stereotypically white things, like Pumpkin Spice Lattes.
Person 1 (white): Hey you wanna go out for Pumpkin Spice Lattes?
Person 2 (Other Race): You wanna go clap when the plane lands too, don't you Mr Whitey Tighty?
by Leonidas of Alexandria March 4, 2024
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Pseudo-Sarcasm

When one person attempts to be sarcastic but their sarcastic comment is actually true for the situation.
Therapist: You have depression, you need some pills for that.
Rachel: Fine, show me these "anti-depressants"! *sarcastically*
Therapist:they are called Anti-Depressants, so sarcasm, denied.
Rachel: Well, thats some Pseudo-Sarcasm...
by Leonidas of Alexandria March 4, 2024
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Short Wars

In the YouTube Shorts part of YouTube they are typically videos under 45 seconds.
Kids attentions spans are decreasing so they quickly swipe down instead of viewing the video.
So, to get more views, channels will show the content of the video, in addition to an extra video, often Subway Surfers of Minecraft Parkour.
Attention Spans still decrease so channels make weirder videos and catch onto weird trends to get views.
The wars are began by shorts becoming worse and worse as they compete with eachother as our attention spans worsen.
A YouTube and his friend are talking.
Youtuber: So I was thinking of doing some Skibidi Toilet and Subway Surfers Videos for Gen A...
Friend: dude, no, don't fall into the Short Wars
by Leonidas of Alexandria March 4, 2024
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Violemon

A lemon, or other food, that harms the person eating it.
Person 1: Hey you want peppers on your taco?
Person 2: no, I don't like violemons.
by Leonidas of Alexandria March 5, 2024
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Nigstick

Being a nigstick, Matthew was much smaller than his other black friends.
by Leonidas of Alexandria March 5, 2024
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Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

Extreme boredom while doing something on a computer or other device, so bored that they begin to look at nearby objects like the keys for entertainment.
I was so tired in the Zoom Meeting today, I've gone totally qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm!
by Leonidas of Alexandria March 4, 2024
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