IPad Parents

Parents whom, instead of engaging with their child themselves, give the child an electronic device, usually an IPad, and let the IPad keep the child busy rather than them.
I had IPAD Parents growing up, I didn't even know their names until I was 9.
by Leonidas of Alexandria March 05, 2024
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Schrodingers Jerk

A jerk whom says something mean or offensive, if it is taken well he takes it seriously, if it is taken badly he plays it off as a joke.
Tom would always say racist things and then say joking when we got mad, such a Schrodingers Jerk.
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Do you have it in pink?

A saying, typically said by Twitch Chat towards a streamer, meaning "Do you do Onlyfans/other kinds of pornography?"
At the party I heard my horny brother ask my friend (girl) "Do you have it in pink?"
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Falspring

Short for False-Spring, this is the short hot week that occurs at the end of Winter, before reverting back to being an extremely cold week, after which it will be Spring.
Last week it was super warm outside, so I thought today I could go swim. The water was super cold, must have been falspring.
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Turpiseu

Derived from Latin meaning, ugly nice, it means a character who looks vicious or scary but is actually very sweet.
Hey did you read the book about that giant.
Yeah he was a real turpiseu, never expected him to be nice!
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Richiter

A rich person who pretends and acts like a middle class person, typically deeming themselves Upper Middle Class.
Person 1 (rich): Yeah, everyone thinks I'm soooo rich, like I didn't have a mansion at the top of hill... it was at the bottom.
Person 2: Jesus man, don't be such a Richiter.
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Fatherless Behavior

Odd or unsure behavior that would be prevented if that person had a present father figure.
Furries, therians, etc.
*watching a video about a furry*
Viewer: Fatherless Behavior
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