Definitions by Led Zeppole
mentalpause
The gradual decline of one's intellectual capacity that begins at middle age.
A variation of the word menopause.
A variation of the word menopause.
mentalpause by Led Zeppole November 16, 2003
shave it
You: Hey, honey, it would be a major turn on if you shave it.
Her: Shave what?
You: You know what...
Her: Shave what?
You: You know what...
shave it by Led Zeppole November 12, 2003
wood floor
A clean-shaven vagina. An expression popularized on the "Guess What's In My Pants" game on the Opie and Anthony radio show.
wood floor by Led Zeppole November 12, 2003
A.C.
A.C. by Led Zeppole November 11, 2003
matrix revolutioned
When something that began successfully ends in disappointment. Derived from The Matrix: Revolutions, the title of the disappointing final sequel to The Matrix, one of the finest and most influential films of the 90's.
Kevin's relationship with Sue started out great, but after a few weeks it matrix revolutioned and they broke up.
OR
Britney Spears was very popular a couple of years ago, but her career has since matrix revolutioned.
OR
Britney Spears was very popular a couple of years ago, but her career has since matrix revolutioned.
matrix revolutioned by Led Zeppole November 10, 2003
fucktard contest
fucktard contest by Led Zeppole November 8, 2003
toe popper
An intravenous drug addict who injects their fix between their toes to make the track marks less conspicuous.
Christopher Moltisanti was a toe popper, shooting heroin between his toes, before Tony Soprano sent him to rehab (and threatened to kill him).
toe popper by Led Zeppole November 8, 2003