mentalpause

The gradual decline of one's intellectual capacity that begins at middle age.

A variation of the word menopause.
Grandma's habit of forgetting my name is a sure sign of mentalpause.
by Led Zeppole November 16, 2003
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Spedulance

An alternative name for the "short bus" or "tart cart." Combines "sped" (special education) with "ambulance."
The special ed kids arrived at school each day in the spedulance.
by Led Zeppole November 24, 2003
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Wally and Marge

Derogatory slang term for naive, elderly Midwestern tourist couples that visit the Jersey Shore. Often arrive as part of tour groups visiting Atlantic City.

See also gunderson, bennies, and shoobies.
Can you believe it? Wally and Marge over there just asked me what part of town could they see houses that belong to real Mafia guys! (Note: I really was asked that question by a real Wally and Marge!)
by Led Zeppole December 12, 2003
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burning ring of fire

The sensation experienced in the anal region after eating a habanero.
After eating the habanero tacos, my ass felt like a burning ring of fire.
by Led Zeppole October 04, 2003
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Absecon sleighride

To fall down a very, VERY steep staircase (also known as a ladder), ideally landing hard on your tail bone. Named after Absecon, New Jersey, home of the world's steepest and most dangerous staircases.
On Monday morning, I slipped and took an Absecon sleighride down the stairs.
by Led Zeppole October 12, 2003
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An excellent example of Engrish. I found this phrase a definition of South Korea submitted on September 5, 2003 by someone named Park SJ. Look up the definition and see for yourself. Sounded so hilarious that it deserved its own entry in UD. Has the potential to become the new all your base are belong to us.
Now that I have a wireless router hooked up to a DSL, I can get the most plenty of fast internet anywhere in my home!
by Led Zeppole December 06, 2004
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loweruppercaseitis

An annoying malady that strikes computer users in their teens, causing them to write sentences tHaT lOoK lIkE tHiS. If you're over the age of 15 and still type like that, see also loser.
The only people who think loweruppercaseitis is cool are fat 13 year olds who play too much Pokemon and whack off to Christina Aguilera videos.
by Led Zeppole October 24, 2003
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