a little too Fab Five

1. To behave effiminently.
2. An object or item with effeminate or homosexual overtones.

Derived from the Fab Five, the five gay men who offer fashion and lifestyle advice to non-gay men on the Bravo Network series "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy."
Tony, don't you think those low rise bell-bottom pants and the midriff-bearing shirt you're wearing are just a little too Fab Five?
by Led Zeppole October 04, 2003
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Opie

Radio nickname of shock jock Greg Hughes, one half (Anthony Cumia is the other)of the hilarious, if rather raunchy, duo Opie and Anthony.
In a recent magazine interview, Opie said he and Anthony may return to the airwaves on either XM or Siriussatellite radio.
by Led Zeppole March 07, 2004
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penisillin

Term usede to describe a male sexual organ that is in poor health. Derived from "penis" combined with the street slang term for something bad or broken, "illin."
That case of syphilis has got your penisillin.
by Led Zeppole November 23, 2003
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oxycotton

1. A highly addictive natural fiber, once grown in enormous quantities on vast plantations in the pre-Civil War South.

2. It's "OxyContin," you idiot...
Drug lords have found a brilliant way to get Americans of all ages addicted to oxycotton; spin it into threads and use it to manufacture comfortable shirts and blouses!
by Led Zeppole October 02, 2004
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jack into the Matrix

Guy 1: So did you hook up with Beth?

Guy 2: Hell, yeah, we made out then she let me jack into the Matrix.
by Led Zeppole November 03, 2003
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cruelaid

Spiking a drink with laxative; a perennial laff.
When Mike wasn't looking, I cruelaided his beer. He's been in the head for over an hour now...
by Led Zeppole October 26, 2003
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loweruppercaseitis

An annoying malady that strikes computer users in their teens, causing them to write sentences tHaT lOoK lIkE tHiS. If you're over the age of 15 and still type like that, see also loser.
The only people who think loweruppercaseitis is cool are fat 13 year olds who play too much Pokemon and whack off to Christina Aguilera videos.
by Led Zeppole October 24, 2003
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