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mentalpause

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The gradual decline of one's intellectual capacity that begins at middle age.

A variation of the word menopause.
Grandma's habit of forgetting my name is a sure sign of mentalpause.
by Led Zeppole November 16, 2003
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shave it

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A common 21st century request women get from their men.

See also wood floor.
You: Hey, honey, it would be a major turn on if you shave it.

Her: Shave what?

You: You know what...
by Led Zeppole November 12, 2003
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wood floor

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A clean-shaven vagina. An expression popularized on the "Guess What's In My Pants" game on the Opie and Anthony radio show.
O&A were always interested in women with a wood floor.
by Led Zeppole November 12, 2003
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A.C.

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Slang term for Atlantic City, New Jersey.

See also America's Playground.
I'm going to go hit the casinos in A.C., want to come along?
by Led Zeppole November 11, 2003
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matrix revolutioned

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When something that began successfully ends in disappointment. Derived from The Matrix: Revolutions, the title of the disappointing final sequel to The Matrix, one of the finest and most influential films of the 90's.
Kevin's relationship with Sue started out great, but after a few weeks it matrix revolutioned and they broke up.

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Britney Spears was very popular a couple of years ago, but her career has since matrix revolutioned.
by Led Zeppole November 10, 2003
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fucktard contest

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An alternative, and very cynical, name for election day.
I'm going down to the polls on Tuesday to vote in the fucktard contest.
by Led Zeppole November 8, 2003
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toe popper

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An intravenous drug addict who injects their fix between their toes to make the track marks less conspicuous.
Christopher Moltisanti was a toe popper, shooting heroin between his toes, before Tony Soprano sent him to rehab (and threatened to kill him).
by Led Zeppole November 8, 2003
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