Lazarus Ciccone's definitions

white trash

Basically, most of the caucasian population of Michigan.

"Let's move to Michigan. We can pretend we're Kid Rock or Eminem, let 19 year olds father children with 11 year olds, and be white trash."

by Lazarus Ciccone August 1, 2007

Facebook

A semi-useful social networking site that's a decent way of reaching certain people and tracking down acquaintances you don't talk to very often. Also valuable if you enjoy reading people's status updates, such as important breaking news like "Arthur is at home" and "Serena can't wait for the weekend."

Jimmy is having marginal success with using Facebook to fuck chicks

I'm still getting friend requests from high school acquaintances on Facebook. That site is so 2007.

by Lazarus Ciccone August 20, 2008

cheese sandwich

Defines the plain and unexciting, based on the perceived dullness of an actual cheese sandwich. Often used in a relationship sense - i.e. a male/female who may be underachieving in terms of the attractiveness of their partner. In a more simple form, can be used by self-styled playas to question the excitement factor of committed, long-term relationships in general.

1. "Man, your girlfriend's ass is the size of Montana and her skin is the shade of newly fallen snow. Don't you get sick of eatin' that cheese sandwich?"

2. "I can't commit to her or anyone. I don't wanna be munchin' on a cheese sandwich for the rest of my life."

by Lazarus Ciccone September 21, 2005

NYC

The greatest city on earth. By about 150,000 miles.

"People from NYC might be a little arrogant, but it's because they can be. When you're surrounded by greatness in the home of a million legends, it's understandable why you'd be a little cocky."

by Lazarus Ciccone September 21, 2005

Scarlem

Slang definition of the Scarborough section of eastern Toronto, a racially mixed, lower to middle class wasteland of houses, bland apartment buildings and strip malls, some of which contain massage parlors. Regular sights include police cruisers driving at high speed with sirens going, kids chillin' on street corners, white women pushing strollers containing black toddlers, and several fast-food joints. Also commonly known as "Scarberia".

"Yo fuck dat D, I be chillin in Rexdale - I ain't drivin' yo punk ass 'cross town to Scarlem"

by Lazarus Ciccone April 17, 2004

What's Poppin?

Ebonic form of "Hello, how are you?", "What is new?", or "What's up?"

Person A: "What's Poppin dawg?"

Person B: "Nuttin, just watching the Country Music Awards and hockey."

by Lazarus Ciccone December 20, 2004

Short bus

A horizontally challenged bus that people have become accustomed to watching pick up developmentally challenged children and adults. Cleverly worked into an insult when someone does something stupid.

"What the hell are you doing pissing on my rug? I didn't see a short bus outside"

"The short bus picks up my neighbour's kid every morning. He looks like that banjo boy from 'Deliverance.' In other news, I have a first-class ticket to hell."

by Lazarus Ciccone December 27, 2004