Top definition
The act of farting in public and making someone else take the blame.
*toot*
You: awh fred you nasty.
Fred: shut up with yo turtle toot.
by laurenthecoochieinspector November 23, 2013
Get the mug
Get a turtle toot mug for your Facebook friend JosΓ©.
Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
via giphy
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
Get the merch
Get the dirtpilled neck gaiter and mug.