Lauren's definitions

horny

To have and amazingly overwhelming sexual desire... usually fulfilled by (masturbation) or (porn). Thinking about a sex idol of a person may lead to them getting horny.

After that steamy fucking session... i was so damn horny!

by Lauren June 18, 2004

emo trio

a nickname lovingly given to new jersey, pennsylvania, and maryland/DC after we realized how extremely difficult it was to find a single band whose music didn't have "emo" leanings. new york has started to be included, but it'll always just be "emo trio."

whatever kind of emo you're into, you'll find it in the emo trio. no, seriously.

by Lauren February 19, 2003

P.A.B.

one who pusses out on drinking with the rest of the crew ....cause they can't drink anymore....(complete bull shitza)

common usage of the word would be...."quit being such a PAB pussy ass bitchKatie & freakin' take another shot!" GOSH!

by lauren March 11, 2005

New Jersey

part of the east coast's infamous "emo trio" (NJ, PA, and MD/DC) where nearly all of the good emo bands come from. also where all of the crappy ones come from, but this matters not.

Lauren: "so Dave, are we hitting new jersey this weekend so we can cry at a show."
Dave: "of course Lauren, but only if you're up for shagging in my band's ultra-hip chevy astro."
Lauren: "oh Dave, you know it!"

by Lauren February 19, 2003

lift off

erection, hard on

I'm gettina a lift off.

by Lauren April 5, 2004

Dorr

A man who is homosexual in the highest possible regard. The thought of the opposite sex sickens such an individual. Generally, they spend all their time humping guys. Also bears some bad-hygiene connotations.

You know that rank smelling guy that stands in the locker room and watches guys shower? He's a real Dorr.

by Lauren February 5, 2004

anii

The hole on your butt (see also anus) in plural form.

The pig anii were closing in around me as each one shoved their reeking butt in my face.

by Lauren November 13, 2003