mind wank

Basically having a wank in your mind..usually over someone sexy...(but doesn't have to be)...just taking the time to picture them in their sexiness.
Can be done by either gender...woo!

*Warning* May be accompanied by Homer Simpson-like drool noises

E.G 1.)
In HMV watching man perving over a poster of Avril Lavigne

Laura:Look at him having a mind wank over Avril
Liz:Eurgh

E.G 2.)
Liz and Laura(me)sitting down in Rackhams waiting for Laura C(not me) to try on some clothes

Laura:*insert name* is so fit isn't he?
Liz: Oh,I know yea! he would so get it!
Laura: He's just so gorgeous...I think i need a mind wank now!
Liz: Me too!

SILENCE FOR A FEW MOMENTS

Laura: Half naked Kylie on that T.V is putting me off..Dammit!!
Liz: You still having your mind wank?
Laura: Trying to.....Why?
Liz: Because i need a tissue!

*The above examples are purely fictional,as Laura and Liz are not this sad and do more interesting stuff in their free time*

by Laura December 20, 2003

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James Raskopf

The best man in the whole wide world. I love him. He is so witty, sweet, nice, funny, and soothing. I love you James Raskopf. I love you forever. <@> ^_^

Looking around, sighing, I wish that James Raskopf was here, so I can be complete.

by Laura January 21, 2005

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ghonorrea

the clap

clap on.
clap off
clap on
clap off
the clapper
*clap clap*

by Laura November 19, 2003

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spana

a sexy yung lad wiv a rather large penis

hello spana

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y'all

The best way to address two or more people. Better than: you guys, youse guys, and you all! Yes, I live in Southern Alabama, and yes, I attended Harvard!

Please shut up, y'all!!!

by Laura December 11, 2004

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