Larry and Rex and Benny's definitions

Nigerian Washing Machine

This is when, upon request, a woman asks you to take a hot poker...this can be in a situation when sitting by a nice fire or in a furnace room, it really doesn’t matter, and jamb it in her ass for at least 30 seconds and usually to climax.

Yo Phil! Can you believe this teenager asked me for a Nigerian Washing Machine?! I had no idea what it was but we were naked and she had just sucked me off. I kinda felt bad when she told me what it was, but she wanted it so...

by Larry and Rex and Benny September 27, 2018

the red bulldozer

This is when a man requests for another man to shove a sugar free Red Bull can in his ass for fun. He generally complains that the mans cock was too small and needed something more. In most situations he chooses not to tell his wife he does this but there are some exceptions.

Hey matty, you’re a scrawny little bitch who can’t fuck me right. Shove this sugar free Red Bull can up my ass and give me the red bulldozer like a man.

by Larry and Rex and Benny July 15, 2018

The Home Run Trot

This is when you successfully go from titty fuck, face, puss, to ass in order (rounding all four bases) then slowly trot through her house much like a baseball player rounds the bases after a home run. Most importantly, you have to high five and ass slap everyone you see along the way.

Hey Gary, after the game ended last night on a walk off homer I gave this ugly bitch at the bar The Home Run Trot. Her mom was a little surprised when I woke her up off the couch but I got the high five from her then she made me breakfast!

by Larry and Rex and Benny July 9, 2018

Stack and Jack

This is when no less than 9 homeless guys pile into the back seat of your car (generally a Prius) then lay down on top of each other stacking one by one then jack each other off.

Hey Lou! That there fuck party we had behind the dumpster last week damn near broke my dick off! Maybe tonight when everyone gets here we can just jump in this Prius and do an old fashioned Stack and Jack...So we can have a night off and I can ice my dick...

by Larry and Rex and Benny July 31, 2018

slug and tug

This is when a woman punches you in the face then jerks you off. A surprise move, but you’ll take it.

Hey dan! Rita gave me a slug and tug in the bathroom yesterday! She kicked open the door while I was laying one down. Then before you know it I have a black eye and I’m cleaning up shit and seamen. It was great!

by Larry and Rex and Benny October 13, 2018

fat bitch period

This is when a dumb menstruating cunt won’t stop bitching about her period to her girlfriend...

HeyJolene! My pussy is a fucking waterfall this month and I haven’t been fucked since June! Even then, billy only did me in the ass in the electrical closet at the Olive Garden is when I was on break!

Shut up you fat busted cunt! If you think I need to hear about you fucking and sucking off guys, go back to fucking them. I don’t want to listen to stories about your fat bitch period. Hit the treadmill. Fuck

by Larry and Rex and Benny August 6, 2018

Pepper the Workzone

This is when you get home from work in the mid afternoon and you find your girlfriend is asleep. But it’s a trick, she is not asleep and actually wants anal but you’re gonna do it her way.

She grabs the icy hot and rims her entire ass then you know the drill so you hit your dick and balls too. While the spice is kicking in the key is to dip your balls in and out of her ass to get things going and now it’s time to start the fire. You slam it in and out of her ass until the windows fog up from the icy turning to hot and your Workzone is on fucking fire. You know if you’ve done your job when she tells you she hasn’t shit right in weeks.

“Hey Jenny, I know I’ve settled down with Jimmy but I’m still a total fucking whore at heart. Every girl needs a little anal. Remember the time you let Matt put it in your ass in a basement after getting smashed on dollar beer night? I’m still jealous so I’m gonna Pepper the Workzone With Jimmy tonight.”

“Last time you did that you shit blood for 3 days!”

by Larry and Rex and Benny February 16, 2020