Definitions by Larry Tiita

cardtard 

Someone who has no clue how to play cards, especially poker. They usually rear their stupid heads at the Blackjack tables.

So I was in Vegas playing blackjack. I got dealt a pair of Kings. The dealer had a five showing. This cardtard next to me took a hit and got a facecard. The dealer drew a 6 and I lost $100 bucks. WTF?

cardtard by Larry Tiita August 24, 2009

cocksman

One who is handy with the Johnson. A pick-up artist, if you will.

You can say Adam is phoney as hell, but you can't deny he's quite a cocksman. Look at that chick he picked up. WTF? How does he do it?

cocksman by Larry Tiita August 1, 2009

desjardins 

Pronounced Day-Jar-Dan:

The act of fucking a woman in the missionary position while simultaneously getting fucked in the ass doggy-style by another man.

It is very popular with the Franco-American Community in Northern New England.

So I walked in the hotel room and there I see John and Tom pulling a desjardins on the cleaning lady.

desjardins by Larry Tiita May 20, 2009

hcg 

1) Banned substance detected in LA Dodger's left fielder Manny Ramirez's system which led to a 50 game suspension in 2009.

2) Abbreviation for "Hot Cum Gargle". This is the original definition popularized in the Northern New England area by the college punk band, The Donny Conley's, circa 1990.

I didn't have money to pay the lady taking the toll so I offered her a HCG instead.

hcg by Larry Tiita May 15, 2009

shitstabber 

Fag, homosexual, pole sitter, butt pirate.

I was taking a piss in the urinal at the game and I look over and see some shitstabber staring at my crank.

shitstabber by Larry Tiita May 11, 2009

crank shot 

Picture of a male's erect penis, taken by himself in secret and oftentimes sent to an unsuspecting person in an internet chat room.

So I'm chatting online with what I thought was a hot chick and I asked her for a pic. Instead, some dude sends me a crank shot. What the fuck? You can't even pick up chicks on the internet anymore!

crank shot by Larry Tiita April 20, 2009

gubment cheese 

What people of color in the projects call the State cheese that is handed out to them by the truck load. The word is slang for Government Cheese.

Shiiit, Tyrone I'm sick of this gubment cheese. Ain't you got any peanut butter and jelly in this crib?

gubment cheese by Larry Tiita April 20, 2009