Larry Tiita's definitions
Picture of a male's erect penis, taken by himself in secret and oftentimes sent to an unsuspecting person in an internet chat room.
So I'm chatting online with what I thought was a hot chick and I asked her for a pic. Instead, some dude sends me a crank shot. What the fuck? You can't even pick up chicks on the internet anymore!
by Larry Tiita April 20, 2009
Get the crank shotmug. You can say Adam is phoney as hell, but you can't deny he's quite a cocksman. Look at that chick he picked up. WTF? How does he do it?
by Larry Tiita August 1, 2009
Get the cocksmanmug. Stands for: Obsessive Compulsive Texting Disorder
A psychological disorder characterized by the inability to put down one's cell phone or Blackberry to stop texting for more than two seconds in order to carry on a conversation. Victim's of this affliction are virtually oblivious to the fact that their behavior is rude and insulting.
A psychological disorder characterized by the inability to put down one's cell phone or Blackberry to stop texting for more than two seconds in order to carry on a conversation. Victim's of this affliction are virtually oblivious to the fact that their behavior is rude and insulting.
Jesus, Tom you came in my office to talk to me about something and you can't leave that stupid cell phone alone. What the fuck is wrong with you? Do you have OCTD or something?
by Larry Tiita September 22, 2009
Get the OCTDmug. Visible pubic hair from an unkempt bush that protrudes from a woman's bikini bottom. It is most often spotted at the beach or at poolside.
European beaches are full of hot women, but oftentimes they are sporting beach spiders. That can ruin the whole experience.
by Larry Tiita April 18, 2009
Get the beach spidersmug. Like a crank shot, a clam shot is a photo of a female's junk, usually sent via text message by a randy whore who you probably just met.
I texted Tina to see what she was doing and next thing you know she sends me a clam shot. Looked like chopped liver. Needless to say, I went right over to her house.
by Larry Tiita September 12, 2009
Get the clam shotmug. I was taking a piss in the urinal at the game and I look over and see some shitstabber staring at my crank.
by Larry Tiita May 11, 2009
Get the shitstabbermug. What people of color in the projects call the State cheese that is handed out to them by the truck load. The word is slang for Government Cheese.
Shiiit, Tyrone I'm sick of this gubment cheese. Ain't you got any peanut butter and jelly in this crib?
by Larry Tiita April 20, 2009
Get the gubment cheesemug.