A combination of predator and peophile. Often seen strolling naked into a home of what he thought was a 12 year old girl on NBC's To Catch A Predator only to be tackled and beat down by the police upon his exit from the house.
by Larry Tiita April 19, 2009
Pronounced Day-Jar-Dan:
The act of fucking a woman in the missionary position while simultaneously getting fucked in the ass doggy-style by another man.
It is very popular with the Franco-American Community in Northern New England.
The act of fucking a woman in the missionary position while simultaneously getting fucked in the ass doggy-style by another man.
It is very popular with the Franco-American Community in Northern New England.
So I walked in the hotel room and there I see John and Tom pulling a desjardins on the cleaning lady.
by Larry Tiita May 20, 2009
Foodstamps. This was the original definition for the word, until loose women starting getting tats above their ass cracks.
You should have seen it. I was at the grocery store waiting in line and this crack whore with 8 kids was buying soda, steak and lobster. The bitch paid in tramp stamps. I couldn't help myself. I told her to get a job, close her legs and get out of my wallet.
by Larry Tiita April 18, 2009
Adult male perverts who frequents internet social networking sites in order to find young girl and boy victims (tweens).
Dude, I went on my little sister's MySpace last night and some web chester sent her a pic of his crank. Sick bastard.
by Larry Tiita April 19, 2009
Picture of a male's erect penis, taken by himself in secret and oftentimes sent to an unsuspecting person in an internet chat room.
So I'm chatting online with what I thought was a hot chick and I asked her for a pic. Instead, some dude sends me a crank shot. What the fuck? You can't even pick up chicks on the internet anymore!
by Larry Tiita April 20, 2009
A woman who is either too self absorbed or feels her family name is superior to that of her spouse's, so she hyphenates her last name.
Jim is a sackless piece of crap. Can you believe she's keeping her name when they get married? Fucking hyphen-wife.
by Larry Tiita July 17, 2010
Someone who has no clue how to play cards, especially poker. They usually rear their stupid heads at the Blackjack tables.
So I was in Vegas playing blackjack. I got dealt a pair of Kings. The dealer had a five showing. This cardtard next to me took a hit and got a facecard. The dealer drew a 6 and I lost $100 bucks. WTF?
by Larry Tiita August 24, 2009