Just about any male from New Jersey. His main topics of conversation are: How many chicks he's banged this summer while weekending at the Jersey Shore, his workout routine, his spray-on tan, or when he's going to see Bon Jovi or Springsteen next. His favorite phrases are: "Yo!" and "Hey, what's up kid?"
Look at that meathead over there with the gallon of gel in his hair and no shirt on. Ten bucks he's a Jersey Douche Bag.
by Larry Tiita September 21, 2009
1) Banned substance detected in LA Dodger's left fielder Manny Ramirez's system which led to a 50 game suspension in 2009.
2) Abbreviation for "Hot Cum Gargle". This is the original definition popularized in the Northern New England area by the college punk band, The Donny Conley's, circa 1990.
2) Abbreviation for "Hot Cum Gargle". This is the original definition popularized in the Northern New England area by the college punk band, The Donny Conley's, circa 1990.
by Larry Tiita May 15, 2009
Someone who creates a fake Facebook, My Space or blogging ID with the intent of gaining someone's trust or getting "friend" status so they can create havoc. The sniper will do things like comment negatively on a photo, post a falsehood, or make rude comments with the intent to either embarass or piss off the other party.
I got on this chick's Facebook last night. I commented on her photo that her boyfriend was a JackBag and his hair looked like he was wearing a helmet. She was pissed and kicked me off! I love being an Internet Sniper!
by Larry Tiita October 06, 2009
What people of color in the projects call the State cheese that is handed out to them by the truck load. The word is slang for Government Cheese.
Shiiit, Tyrone I'm sick of this gubment cheese. Ain't you got any peanut butter and jelly in this crib?
by Larry Tiita April 20, 2009
I was taking a piss in the urinal at the game and I look over and see some shitstabber staring at my crank.
by Larry Tiita May 11, 2009
A fad that someone gets caught up in that ultimately makes them look like a douchebag. Some examples are: The faux hawk, popping collars on a polo shirt, getting a tramp stamp, spray on tans or wearing Ed Hardy clothing.
Friend #1: Did you see that Larry grew a 70's pornstache?
Friend #2: Yeah, what a tool.
Hopefully, that mustache growing douchefad will be over before you know it.
Friend #2: Yeah, what a tool.
Hopefully, that mustache growing douchefad will be over before you know it.
by Larry Tiita March 25, 2011
You can say Adam is phoney as hell, but you can't deny he's quite a cocksman. Look at that chick he picked up. WTF? How does he do it?
by Larry Tiita August 01, 2009