Larry Tiita's definitions

tramp stamps

Foodstamps. This was the original definition for the word, until loose women starting getting tats above their ass cracks.

You should have seen it. I was at the grocery store waiting in line and this crack whore with 8 kids was buying soda, steak and lobster. The bitch paid in tramp stamps. I couldn't help myself. I told her to get a job, close her legs and get out of my wallet.

by Larry Tiita April 18, 2009

hyphen-wife

A woman who is either too self absorbed or feels her family name is superior to that of her spouse's, so she hyphenates her last name.

Jim is a sackless piece of crap. Can you believe she's keeping her name when they get married? Fucking hyphen-wife.

by Larry Tiita July 17, 2010

desjardins

Pronounced Day-Jar-Dan:

The act of fucking a woman in the missionary position while simultaneously getting fucked in the ass doggy-style by another man.

It is very popular with the Franco-American Community in Northern New England.

So I walked in the hotel room and there I see John and Tom pulling a desjardins on the cleaning lady.

by Larry Tiita May 20, 2009

web chester

Adult male perverts who frequents internet social networking sites in order to find young girl and boy victims (tweens).

Dude, I went on my little sister's MySpace last night and some web chester sent her a pic of his crank. Sick bastard.

by Larry Tiita April 19, 2009

hcg

1) Banned substance detected in LA Dodger's left fielder Manny Ramirez's system which led to a 50 game suspension in 2009.

2) Abbreviation for "Hot Cum Gargle". This is the original definition popularized in the Northern New England area by the college punk band, The Donny Conley's, circa 1990.

I didn't have money to pay the lady taking the toll so I offered her a HCG instead.

by Larry Tiita May 15, 2009

cardtard

Someone who has no clue how to play cards, especially poker. They usually rear their stupid heads at the Blackjack tables.

So I was in Vegas playing blackjack. I got dealt a pair of Kings. The dealer had a five showing. This cardtard next to me took a hit and got a facecard. The dealer drew a 6 and I lost $100 bucks. WTF?

by Larry Tiita August 24, 2009

roth

To lather one's ball sack with peanut butter before placing it in an unsuspecting victim's mouth.

Greg, I'll drink that shot of Wild Turkey, if you can promise me that Tom won't roth me when I'm passed out later.

by Larry Tiita April 13, 2009