dwarf

A dwarf is a person with dwarfism. They have normal intelligence and are are quite small. They look funny too- they usually have teeny arms and legs and huge bodies and foreheads. They're the same thing as midgets.

Oh, look at that little dwarf/midget guy!

by lalalala July 20, 2008

religious truth

This is an oxymoron.

You bitch.

by lalalala July 09, 2003

kid

Something I never want to have...

Wife: "Let's have a kid!"

Husband: "Hell no! Let's just have sex!"

by lalalala July 12, 2004

Shakespeare

A guy who wrote good plays that confuses the hell out of amerians

"what the f*ck does Sonnet 36 mean? and what about 1-154?"

by lalalala October 22, 2003

F.B.I

Federal bureau of investigation: basically people of strong power who like to screw this country over and all the people in it, in coralation with the president (a.k.a. george bush)

"hey look, its some dude from the F.B.I!"

by lalalala October 22, 2003

flip his cot

Die, or have condition become suddenly worse, on verge of death.

"medical staff is standing by incase he decides to flip his cot"

by lalalala November 03, 2014

goth-wannabe

Goth Wannabe usually a person that wears black and claims to be different but actually is some retard with paint on there face they claim to be "Goth" and say "I hate preps" they can be spotted listening to Slipknot or Manson but all they will be is either posers or metalheads also most complain about life and can be a bitch at times

Im so depressed woe is me anyone got drugs? IM GOTH

by LALALALA February 01, 2005