Lalalala's definitions

midget

a short person, under 4 foot 10 inches, prefer being called a dwarf,(not that we care), like to kick butts,very annoying

all the little midgets around the world are gathering to figure out how to kick butts the easiest- watch out world- here come the midgets!!!!!!!!

by lalalala May 7, 2005

Shakespeare

A guy who wrote good plays that confuses the hell out of amerians

"what the f*ck does Sonnet 36 mean? and what about 1-154?"

by lalalala October 22, 2003

kid

Something I never want to have...

Wife: "Let's have a kid!"

Husband: "Hell no! Let's just have sex!"

by lalalala July 12, 2004

dwarf

A dwarf is a person with dwarfism. They have normal intelligence and are are quite small. They look funny too- they usually have teeny arms and legs and huge bodies and foreheads. They're the same thing as midgets.

Oh, look at that little dwarf/midget guy!

by lalalala July 20, 2008

F.B.I

Federal bureau of investigation: basically people of strong power who like to screw this country over and all the people in it, in coralation with the president (a.k.a. george bush)

"hey look, its some dude from the F.B.I!"

by lalalala October 22, 2003

flip his cot

Die, or have condition become suddenly worse, on verge of death.

"medical staff is standing by incase he decides to flip his cot"

by lalalala November 3, 2014

religious truth

This is an oxymoron.

You bitch.

by lalalala July 9, 2003