A Submariner in any of the world's Navies
by lajopi 292 August 10, 2007
Anyone, gay or straight, who is obsessed with anal sex and constantly takes their obsession to new heights.
by lajopi 292 February 26, 2008
Steely eyed stern jawed salt encrusted killers from the deep, prowling seas in their sleek black messanger of death
by lajopi 292 August 11, 2007
An insult used by police officers from one station in central London, to describe a person who is completely obnoxious, irritating, incompetent or just plain stupid to such a degree it's funny, can be a member of the public or a colleague, usually a senior officer. Its use is mainly limited to one police station, but is starting to spread
"did you hear that bloke I nicked, saying he was going to get me sacked 'cos his uncle's a barrister?"
"yeah, what an utter fuckin crack spastic!"
"yeah, what an utter fuckin crack spastic!"
by lajopi 292 August 10, 2007
by lajopi 292 August 10, 2007
by Lajopi 292 October 13, 2008
Something that plastic wannabe (but not gonnabe) Gangstas in the UK always shout when they get pulled over by the police, because they watch too much TV and think they're homies in South Central LA, rather than a quiet suburb of London. Frequently used by white upper middle class students just prior to being arrested for drink driving. Maybe a respectable saying used legitimately in the USA, but in Europe, it's just gay.
"Here we go again you Po-Po mofo, what's wrong offic-ah, you 'tink u got me for DWB?"
"Sorry sir, why are you speaking with an American accent when you're a student from Oxford.....who's drugs are these in the ashtray?"
"Sorry sir, why are you speaking with an American accent when you're a student from Oxford.....who's drugs are these in the ashtray?"
by lajopi 292 August 10, 2007