broke dick fountain

Ron Whites tramatic battle with erectile disfunction.

Reacently I submitted a movie I wrote to hollywood about my battle with erectile dis function I think you will like it i call it "broke dick fountain"

-Ron White

by LMxDurgex December 24, 2008

black off

to masterbate or ejaculate to black people

My friend johnny really has a thing for black chicks, he bought a copy of hot chocolate magizine and a tube of vasoline at the conviance store and procided to imediatly go into the bathroom and black off.

by LMxDurgex December 24, 2008

Simion

a solid hard plastic penis used for masturbation

the two lesbians went to the sex shop to buy double sided Simion's

by lmxdurgex October 17, 2009

horrible mountain bike

A portable lan edition of the pc game counter strike.

I always play as counter terrorists on horrible mountain bike.

by LMxDurgex December 30, 2008

bawdy house

a house of prostitution

Dick couldnt get laid so we took him to a bawdy house to get some action.

by LMxDurgex December 24, 2008

oblivious

dead

my pet cat is oblivious

by LMxDurgex December 16, 2008

hoetel

a motel that is typically used by people to sleep with hookers

Frank paid the prostitute 65$ and took her with him to the hoetell to bang her.

by lmxdurgex January 29, 2009