LAUREN's definitions

dissed and dismissed

what it sounds like

"man alice just dumped my ass." "for the 10th time! ohh, dissed and disMISSED!"

by lauren September 1, 2003

sloppy diamond

a sloppy diamond involves stimulating the mouth, nipples and penis orally and alternately, usually whilst the ercipient is blindfolded.

I gave my boyfriend his first taste of a sloppy diamond at the weekend. It must have been good because he came like a train!

by Lauren April 21, 2005

key (ones) car

to take a key or other sharp object and scratch the car of a person you hate, leaving scars in the paintwork that look shitty and cost a ton to have fixed

"man, i can't believe michael hooked up with clara after i told him i liked her. let's go key his car!"

by lauren August 31, 2003

zuz

oh, yes! great!

"whoa a $20! zuz!"

by lauren September 2, 2003

Cake

you are all hot and bothered

(pertains to one kind of cake form the matrix 2)

If you had this one cake you would be all hot and bothered

I want cake!

by Lauren October 29, 2003

Severna park

A place where alot of rich people live and wear pink polo shirts and drive beamers. Just because your poor doesnt mean you have to act it. Get the fuck over it and go back to K-mart.

Me
The severn school
SPHS
White people

by Lauren March 22, 2005

tornadar

a large spinny brown thing in the sky that sucks up everythang in its way

look at that tornadar comin ovar the hill over yonder!!!!!!

by lauren December 11, 2003