15 definitions by Kyle Smith

A female condom where you insert the condom into the cunt.
I made my bitch use a cuntom so i wouldn't have to put on an irritating condom.
by Kyle Smith July 05, 2004
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A dicklap is when all the fat from your fatass stomach overlaps your tiny dick so it can't be seen.
Fatass patrick Kippert probably has a dicklap with all that fat stretch on his belly, and we all know he has a small zub.
by Kyle Smith July 05, 2004
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Slang term used by people in Jacksonville meaning 'You there?'
Hey, I'm here. Are u thar?
by kyle smith March 19, 2005
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Even thoug it is pretty much impossible to do, it is similar to a queef, but you fucking fart out your cock.
I was fuckin your mom in the ass when all a sudden i chiffed in her asshole. She said it felt extremely nice.
by Kyle Smith July 05, 2004
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CF
it means cuntfuck .
I saw sum milf walkin down the street n CF'd her fuckin hard biotch. I made dat hoe where a cuntom.
by kyle smith July 24, 2004
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To have fuck with some cunt who's already dead, fuck fuck fuckin gross.
Pam deadfucked David Dixon after david choked on mayo pizza and died.
by kyle smith July 24, 2004
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An insult to say to fatfuck people because they have stretch mark.
Hey Pam, why r u such a fatfuck stretch you mayo butter cunt slut.
by Kyle Smith July 06, 2004
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