Kyle Smith's definitions

stretch

An insult to say to fatfuck people because they have stretch mark.

Hey Pam, why r u such a fatfuck stretch you mayo butter cunt slut.

by Kyle Smith July 6, 2004

dicklap

A dicklap is when all the fat from your fatass stomach overlaps your tiny dick so it can't be seen.

Fatass patrick Kippert probably has a dicklap with all that fat stretch on his belly, and we all know he has a small zub.

by Kyle Smith July 5, 2004

cuntom

A female condom where you insert the condom into the cunt.

I made my bitch use a cuntom so i wouldn't have to put on an irritating condom.

by Kyle Smith July 5, 2004

chiff

Even thoug it is pretty much impossible to do, it is similar to a queef, but you fucking fart out your cock.

I was fuckin your mom in the ass when all a sudden i chiffed in her asshole. She said it felt extremely nice.

by Kyle Smith July 5, 2004

queef sniffer

A person who fucking smells a queef, or a pussy fart.

I was fucking some hoe in the ass just waiting for her to queef so I could quickly hop over and be the queef sniffer I am and take a whiff of that fart.

by Kyle Smith July 5, 2004

zubbay

The way of saying dick, penis, or cock in the arabic language.

"Stick your zubbay right in my fucking cunt you horny betch!"

"With pleasure hoe."

by Kyle Smith July 5, 2004

cow fuck

when one fuckin fucks a fuck fuck fucking cow or bull

paul cow fucks every fuck fuck fuckin cow he fuckin sees

by Kyle Smith July 5, 2004