414 definitions by Kyle

Jimi Hendrix

The most amazing guitarist ever. He's one of those musicians you wish you could be as good as, but you never ever will.

Nobody is a better guitarist than Hendrix. Not even Eric Clapton

by Kyle February 26, 2005

breakdancing

Tribal form of dancing.
Replaced any and all common sense or art in dance.
Frequently performed by people who do not know what race they are.

Those breakdancers look like fucking indians hopping around a fire.

by Kyle January 29, 2005

highprospect

a person or thing of high standards or high stature

Scott Kashmir was a highprospect in the 2002 baseball draft

by Kyle December 30, 2004

Bear Attack

When a large, hairy homosexual man gets drunk and beligerently hits on a straight guy or rapes him.

Mark:What happened to Kevin? I haven't seen him in a few days.
Scott:He was a victim of a bear attack. I think he's in bellvue now.
Mark:That poor bastard!

by Kyle April 10, 2003

Ashton Kutcher

A guy that no matter how many women love him, no matter how pretty he is, no matter how many over-the-hill milfs he dates, will Never be able to act.

No ladies, we don't hate him because we're jealous. We hate him because he's a no-talent dumbass and we're sick of it. Y'know, the same reason you all hate Pamela Anderson.

Did you hear about the movie Cameron Crowe was set to direct, starring Kirsten Dunst? They gave Ashton an audition and he was so bad they never called him back. Absolutely true story, look it up yourself.

by Kyle September 7, 2004

Whipped cream

What you lick off of Kyle's tongue

"Hannah likes whipped cream"

by Kyle October 24, 2003

polf

Its another word for pork that reeks like poo.

1.You made some nasty polf.

2.You smell like polf.

by Kyle March 22, 2005