Definitions by KyLe

Ashton Kutcher

A guy that no matter how many women love him, no matter how pretty he is, no matter how many over-the-hill milfs he dates, will Never be able to act.

No ladies, we don't hate him because we're jealous. We hate him because he's a no-talent dumbass and we're sick of it. Y'know, the same reason you all hate Pamela Anderson.

Did you hear about the movie Cameron Crowe was set to direct, starring Kirsten Dunst? They gave Ashton an audition and he was so bad they never called him back. Absolutely true story, look it up yourself.

Ashton Kutcher by Kyle September 7, 2004

Ray Lewis 

The perfect example that if you have enough money, you can LITERALLY get away with murder.

Ray Lewis pled 'No Contest' to the murder of those two men? That's funny, I thought innocent men pled 'Not Guilty'.

Ray Lewis by Kyle September 7, 2004

Texas Funeral 

Sedating someone and then burying them alive in a casket about 6 feet under.

See "Kill Bill Vol. 2" for a perfect example.

Texas Funeral by Kyle September 7, 2004

Shat 

Past tense meaning one has alreadi shit themself and is now in the stages of self humiliation and sadness. Was commonly used to describe dieing people by the Greeks, ie. Damn hes shat it.

Omg i have shat myself,
HAHA u scared him with a mexican hat so he shat himself

Shat by Kyle September 6, 2004

CDs 

Certificates of deposit
A type of account at a US bank

Savings, checking, savings and checking, CDs, Savings and CDs, Checking and CDs, Savings checking and CDs, TBills - Jim Carrey

CDs by Kyle September 2, 2004

fuckie doo 

a phrase you say when ur fucked and there's no way out

time to turn in homework and u forgot it so you say "ooh fuckie doo"

fuckie doo by kyle August 28, 2004

cow 

The staple diet of many.

I eat cow for breakfast lunch and dinner!

cow by Kyle August 27, 2004