Kurt 8 Keiner's definitions

Mozzarella Waterwolf

Mozilla Firefox used to be the badest an' fastest browser around. Then Google Chrome came out.

Damn! You're still using Mozzarella Waterwolf?

by Kurt 8 Keiner March 1, 2010

ish

What remains on a plate, serving or dinner, or fast food wrappings after eating a sloppy meal. (i.e. pizza, tacos, burritos, chiminichangas, sloppy joes, etc)

"Hey man, Josh always claims the ish for his last slice of pizza. I wouldn't grab that if I were you; or be prepared to indian leg wrestle over it."

by Kurt 8 Keiner January 29, 2009

craper

A crazy person. (Cra)zy (per)son.

Johnny kept acting like a craper; the watermellon rhine off Jimmy's ear was the final straw. Jimmy administered an ass beating.

by Kurt 8 Keiner January 29, 2009

Western Roulette

Much like Russian Roulette, except with a Western twist. Western Roulette is played sitting around a fire, then tossing a handful of live ammunition into the flames.

Clint Eastwood is the only man alive who survived a round of Western Roulette with Chuck Norris.

by Kurt 8 Keiner March 13, 2010

curboppin

When one does not have hydraulics in their car, but they want to make their car bounce or hop; and uses a curb to get some tires off the ground.

"Damn it, Curt, you keep curboppin the median, one of these times we're gonna get caught."

by Kurt 8 Keiner January 16, 2009

gaga syndrome

The compulsive need to over accessorize, or cover up, to hide flaws.

"Damn that bitch is got some serious gaga syndrome."
"Don't complain dude, I don't want to see that shit without hair in its face."

by Kurt 8 Keiner December 1, 2009

dangover

When you stop drinking too early in the day, and you get a hangover before you go to sleep and wake up. Da(y) (H)angover.

Damn! I ran out of beer and it's only 6:30. God! I'm gonna have a freaking dangover!

by Kurt 8 Keiner January 22, 2010