Kurt's definitions

willy pop

to hit someone in their nuts

I willy popped Shane so hard he puked.

by kurt October 3, 2004

Drama Llama

Usually describing a human of the female gender, who is capable of making any stiuation become about them at a simple turn of a word, also when confronted about the "drama" becomes so enraged she spits in ones face similar to a llama

"That bitch Amber just spit in my face because I pointed out what a drama filled bitch she was being!"

"Yeah I told you that bitch was a Drama Llama!"

by Kurt September 24, 2006

quege

the coolest person on this earth

hey lets go see quege cause he is uber

by Kurt May 2, 2003

Elias

Name given to a man who has exceptional abilities in seemingly an endless number of topics. For some reason however; God decided to make all Elias' considerably unskilled in basketball. For they have no ability to play the game and seem to have no concept of how to stop anyone else from scoring.

I saw that man named Elias lift a car with one arm, but he never could stop Kurt from scoring when playing one on one in basketball. Simply amazing!

by kurt April 22, 2005

Dead Body

A steaming corpse just waiting to rot

"Oh, your just going to THROW me away!"
-Dead body of guy in dumpster

by Kurt April 30, 2004

crunk

get down and freaky with yourself with no holding back.

I wanna get Crunk in the club.

by Kurt January 10, 2005

Glutton

Someone who admits to putting an ad on the interent three years ago, looking for someone willing to be slaughtered and eaten.

42 year old Arman Mivas
A really fat guy

by Kurt December 16, 2003