Kung-fu Jesus's definitions

wyi

North of England greeting.

Oh wyi mate. We goon dan tha pob laytag, ya gem?

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

take your time

(Sarcastic) Hurry up.

Oh, do take your time, driver. I'm sure my wedding can hold a few weeks.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

out to lunch

a) A sign that is put on the outside of a business premesis that is indicating that it is temporarily non functional, and that business will resume within the hour.

b) not paying attention.

Out to lunch, back at one.


He's out to lunch.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

law of the jungle

Survival of the fittest (or biggest and baddest). Basically, what liberals are scared shit of.

The law of the jungle ruled eton.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

nose sex

(v.) Sticking ones' penis up a nostril. Usually a failed attempt at giving oneself a blowjob.

Nose sex leaves an unpleasant smell.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 27, 2004

bratmobile

(n.) A family sized car, typically driven by smug married new parents on the school run. Notoriusly bad drivers.

Stupid woman in her red X5/ML320 bratmobile

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

screw on penis

Disparaging term for a female-male transsexual. The penis can be screwed off at will, and this happens when screwing.

How's that screw on penis?

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 25, 2004