Definitions by Kung-fu Jesus

Goddamnable 

(adj.) Something that is very sorry, and hated by many.

Goddamnable feminazis.

Goddamnable by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

lead balloon 

(n.) A proverbial lead balloon is an idea which is garuanteed to fail.

The League of Nations

lead balloon by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

near death experience

(n.) Alleged by many, but unproven either way occurence where someone on the brink of death experiences bliss, a tunnel with a light at the end, and a feeling of knowledge of all thier activities. The experiencer will claim to see any number of things, such as thier own (scientifically) dead body.

That guy has had a near death experience.

near death experience by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

League of Nations 

(n.) Formed in 1919 to unite the countries that fought on both sides of World War I, this talking shop group fell apart when Hitler and Mussolini left it. It was replaced by the United Nations

The League of nations is long dead.

League of Nations by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

assdarts 

(v.) to have anal sex. See buggery

Elitist and the foreign goat.

assdarts by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

light at the end of the tunnel

(n.) The end of ones life, as described by those who claim to have had near death experiences.

Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel

Was just a freight train comin' your way, hey... yeah...

--Metallica, No Leaf Clover.

light at the end of the tunnel by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

no end of good

(Idiom) The benefits of doing a certain action are seemingly endless.

A short, quick war will do our economy no end of good.

no end of good by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004