Definitions by Kung-fu Jesus

my ears are bleeding 

(Idiom) this music/noise is terrible!

*plays some linkin park*


My ears are bleeding!

my ears are bleeding by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

bloody nose 

(n.) A taste of blood to annoy the enemy.

We bombed thier camp. Now that they've got a bloody nose they'll regroup and come for us.

bloody nose by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

DB9 

(n.) Aston Martin the owns all cars up to three times its' price.

Fuck your ferrari, porsche or anything else. Aston owns all.

DB9 by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

1-series 

(N.) The ultimate driving machine... with a 0-60 of ELEVEN seconds.

The 1-series is is BMW for the idiots who who also buy an A-class Merc. Namely, posers who can't afford a real car.

1-series by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

French highway patrol 

(n.) Something that encourages one to do exactly the opposite of what it is designed to do.

Ricing up my Jag xjs before thrashing accross France and then the Autobahn in Germany, I knew I would be encouraged by a small blue Peugeot with flashing lights, and later a 5-series to go faster.

French highway patrol by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

lotus 

(n.) British brand of small sports car, usually driven by women. 0-60 in about 5 seconds, the best handling ever all for the price of a cheap maercedes. Downside is that they usually devalue quickly because of shoddy manufacturing, and become a burden to keep running after ten years.

The Lotus Esprit s1 went underwater in the 007 movie.

lotus by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

C'est la guerre

The antoym of C'est la vie, this implies that the chase will not be given up. Literally translated to "It's the war", although better translation provieds "This is war".

See my definition of C'est la vie

C'est la guerre by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004