Kung-fu Jesus's definitions

dogs of war

The weapons of war. As in 'unleash the dogs of war'.

I unleashed the dogs of war on that toilet last night, said Janice curry eater

by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004

golf course

a) the playing area for the sport of golf

b) To riddle (n.) with so many wounds that one could play golf on thier body.

"I was at the golf course"

"I golf coursed him"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 26, 2004

bomx0r

E-mail bombing.

I bomx0r j00 inbox, avec le xyerclev thingamajig

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

total victory

To achieve every single goal that was desired in a war with a minimum of casualties.

Technically, the war of 1812 was a total victory for the British, while being a total loss for the Americans. Britain did, however, end impressing as a courtesy, which was the first step to securing the united states as an ally.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

Royalist

One who supports monarchy.

During the american war of Independance, royalists headed up to Canada, and represented most of the forces that took on the US in side-show to Napoleon war of 1812.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

Faith no more

One of the very few bands that can't really be accused of 'selling out' by anyone who expects thier allegations to be taken seriously. Could be called the origianal rap-metal band?

You're perfect, yes, it's true
But without me you're only you
Your menstruating heart
It ain't bleedin' enough for two
It's a midlife crisis...

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

take down

(v.) To bring something down with full force. Literally, to grab someone in the chest area when diving for them and to push them down to the ground with you.

"It's time for a take down on crime", said the mayor, before returning to his office to collect the bribes he had forgotten.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004