Kung-fu Jesus's definitions

yous my bitch

Lazier way of pronouncing "You're my bitch". Usually said after seeing your bitch with another.

Upon seeing his daughter leave porno dave's kinky pornzine soho buttfuck shop, psycho bitch's father reminded her who's dick she sucked first by saying "Yous Mah Beeyatch!"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

O'clock

a) The hour on a 12 hour clock.

b) The position of something to you, 12 O'clock being straight ahead, six being behind, 3 O'Clock 90 degrees clockwise and 9 being 90 degrees anti-clockwise.

The time is 9 O'clock (well, 21:29) and having found no good tv, I turned on the PC and defined this word and a half.



Charlie at five o'clock sir!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

jet lag

The effects of having to quickly become accustomed to routine in another time zone and also of altitude changes. Causes fatigue.

Jet lag is an expected scapegoat for laziness, or a sports team fucking up

by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004

mute handler

(n.) A person working on behalf of a dealer that passes money around when the dealer believes he is being tailed.

Yo, I'm being tailed. Follow my mute handler and he's pass you the bread.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004

scientology

(n.) The reason for earthly unhappiness.

The church of Scientology could actually make us a lot happier if it folded.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

Vercingetorix

(n.) One who opposes the norm and does so very well.

(v.) to vercingetorix, to oppose a great power.

Vercingetorix was a Gaulish (french) leader who took on the Roman Empire and held out for a while, until Caeser surrounded him and built a doughnut shaped fortress around him.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

meaning of life

A section of the movie "monty python and the meaning of life".

See monty python, orgasm, nuke

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 14, 2004