belly flop

(v.) A form of dive achieved by hoisting oneself into the air as high as one can, getting horizontal (facing down) and dropping onto one's stomach.
I belly flopped into the water and it hurt.


The fat guy belly flops into the water.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 07, 2004
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privacy policy

A privacy policy is the state of action where company procedure regarding personal information is shown to punters (potential clients). This is aimed to set them at ease regarding thier information, although since it is a policy and not a contract, it can be broken with internal permission.
Forget a lame privacy policy- we've got a privacy contract!


--From some internet security site I encountered some time ago.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004
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less than cast iron

Not solid.
Germany's less than cast Iron Schleiffan plan turned into trench warfare during WWII.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004
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hit the nail on the head

(v.) To do something perfectly, to give a textbook answer to a question that shows you grasp the concept at hand.
Why does this car not work?


Because it's a ford!


You've hit the nail on the head.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 23, 2004
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dragonball

A bunch of cartton charactors doing the equivalent of flashing torches at one another, then talking for fiveteen minutes about how noble it is to use torches instead of fighting. Then they pretend to punch eachother for five minutes before they start to use powerful torches while shouting out "kamayhamayha" or some japanese shit.
Dragonball is a fun way for flashlight enthusiasts to burn half an hour.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004
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cube

A movie about six people from different walks of life who get stuck inside a giant rubik's cube. The autistic guy survives. There was also a sequel, cube 2, which was the exact same story with different people. Both are a waste of time to watch.
Cube is a politically correct arguement in a room that lasts for ninetey minutes.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 08, 2004
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zero tolerance

Authoritarian rule system whereby breaking of the rules is taken very seriously and punishment is overly severe to get the message through.
The dictator took a stance of zero tolerance on ideaology that caused him any disrepute, and so gave his political opponents acid baths.
by Kung-fu Jesus June 23, 2004
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