Kung-fu Jesus's definitions

is there a Mrs

Followed by ther surname of the man to whom she is speaking, a woman will say this to enquire as to whether or not the man is married. The man will typically state what kind of relationship he is in. The woman will still come onto him, but will give away that she is after him, although not directly.

"Is there a a Mrs Baker?"

"No, but I do have a girlfriend of seven years"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

gun down

(v.) To shoot someone with a firearm. This term came into coinage in the British tabloids in the 1960s, and world war I before that (where it was mainly military speak for a machine gunner, see b))

a) The paramilitrist said he was going to gun down a politician.

b) You don't want to go through that gap, there's a gun down in there.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

levi

Levi strauss & co.


Denim wear manufacturer.

I don't like levi's much. I like Hugo Boss Jeans.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

budget deficit

When the governing body of any type of business of government has less money than is needed by a rather substantial amount.

We have a budget deficit. Oh arse biscuits.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

lungshot

To be shot in the lung. When the bullet enters the lung it damages breathing apparatus and will eventually kill the victim, unless something else gets there first.

I am lungshot, I will die soon.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

empire

Any kingdom or demi-democracy that encompasses people of multiple races (by ruling thier area, NOT by immigration) all accountable to a central government where one person takes the title of emporer.

* Abyssinian Empire ( - 1974)
* Akkadian Em­pire
* American Em­pire (1898-)
* Arabian E­mpire
* Athenian Empi­re
* Austro-Hungarian Emp­­ire (-1918)
* Aztec E­­mpire (1375-1521)
* Brazilian E­mpire (1822 - 1889)
* British Emp­­i­­re (1066-1997)
* British Raj (1858 - 1947) (Imperial: 1877 - 1947)
* Byzantine Emp­­­­ire (-1453)
* Central African E­­­­­mpire (1977 - 1979)
* Chinese Em­­pire
* Danish colonial empire
* French Empire(1804-1815, 1853-1871)
* French colonial empire
* German Empire(1871-1918)
* German colonial empire (1884 - 1918)
* Ghaznavid Empire
* Gupta Empire
* Haitian Empire (1804 - 1806)
* Holy Roman Empire (843–1806)
* Incan Empire (1200-1533)
* Japanese Empire (-1945)
* Khmer Empire (802 - 1462)
* Kongo Empire
* Korean Empire ( - 1919)
* Macedonian Empire
* Magadhan Empire
* Majapahit Empire
* Mexican Empire (1822 - 1823, 1864 - 1867)
* Mogul Empire
* Mongol Empire (1206-1405)
* Persian Empire
* Portuguese Empire
* Roman Empire (31 B.C.–476 A.D.)
* Russian Empire ( - 1917)
* Ottoman Empire (1281-1923)
* Sassanian Empire (224 - 651)
* Serbian Empire
* Seleucid Empire
* Spanish Empire (1492-1898)
* Swedish Empire
* Teotihuacano Empire
* Vietnamese Empire ( - 1945)

by Kung-fu Jesus July 29, 2004

bread and butter

(n.) One's trade, proffession or other means of earning.

a little bird told me that sucking cock is your bread and butter

by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004