Kung-fu Jesus's definitions

heineken

Piss water recovered from rampjaar

Since 1672 the dutch have been bottling seawater and selling it as beer.


"Have you got anything other than heineken?"

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004

Put through thier paces

(v.) To run a harsh training drill.

Time to put our players through thier paces.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

all grown up

A term used by older generations to make a "kind" comment about someone coming of maturity. At the same time, it reminds the listener/reader that they are not the daddy dick.

Look at you now, all grown up with a suit on.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

ghost author

Ghost author is one of my pseudonymns.



Also known as %AD, Ghost Author will be making more of an appearance at a later date.

urbandictionary.com/author.php?author=%AD


to see ghost author's current definitions.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

brutality

To beat to death via rapid punches, kicks, elbows and knees to the body and head. If the victim attempts to block, then the gaurd will be attacked until dropped. Seen in Mortal Kombat.

Finish Him.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Constitution

One's diet, and inner workings.

What something is made of.

The constitution of the elderly contains many figs and prunes.

The definition of God or any religious, politcal or auto-related word on this site is a constitution of bullshit and misinterpreted assfacts

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

knock boots

hetero vaginal sex. The sound made sounds like knocking boots, unless one of the partners is fat

i knocked boots with your mum

by Kung-fu Jesus July 29, 2004