Kung-fu Jesus's definitions

whodunnit

(n.) An amalgamation of the words "who done it" into one word. The whodunnit is a mystery where a crime or wrongdoing (a tort, so to speak) must be solved. Used to describe plays or cinema for the most part.

Cluedo is a whodunnit board game.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 19, 2004

coy

(Military) contraction for "company"

C. coy in reserve.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

loch

A lake leading out to the via narrow passage. Used in Scotland and Eire.

Loch Ness is a famous loch. Alrigh ya bumfluffa!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004

enter the ring

(v.) To make clear one's intentions to fight. Etymology: combat sports ring.

He entered the ring to show he was not scared of fighting the man in blue.

by kung-fu jesus August 20, 2004

net realisable value

The price of a sellable item (highest at which it can be sold at) less the cost of bringing it to the point of sale (repairs, delivery etc.)

The computer is worth £X, but repairing it will cost £Y, and delivery costs and admin will be £Z.


Net realisable value is £X-(Y+Z)

by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004

meat and two veg

meat and two vegetables.


The male genitalia, for obvious reasons.

Anyon up for a meat sandwich?

by Kung-fu Jesus July 30, 2004

Frankie says relax

Popular phrase on T-shirts around the time frankie goes to hollywood released song relax. This was in reaction to some people calling for the song to be banned.

Relax, don't do it.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004