1161 definitions by Kung-fu Jesus

Idiom

(n.) a popular phrase, a parlance or locution. Not a noun, adjective or verb.

Most definitions in this dictionary are really idioms, such as fo shizzle my nizzle and shotgun wedding

by Kung-fu Jesus May 4, 2004

bratmobile

(n.) A family sized car, typically driven by smug married new parents on the school run. Notoriusly bad drivers.

Stupid woman in her red X5/ML320 bratmobile

by Kung-fu Jesus May 9, 2004

180

(v.) To turn around in one's attitude and actions.


(v.) When snowboarding, skating, bmxing or similar, a 180 is turning the medium around quickly.


Both definitions are from 180 degrees, a half-turn.

A) He did a complete 180 after the Germans attacked.

B) He pulled off a 180.

by Kung-fu Jesus May 7, 2004

make yourself at home

There are no hostilities toward you (singular or plural) here, treat this place as if it were your own. When used to unknown females, is often a smarmy indication that she will be molested.

Come in, young gypsie girl traveller, make yourself at home.


*rapes the young traveller later that night*

by Kung-fu Jesus April 30, 2004

jet lag

The effects of having to quickly become accustomed to routine in another time zone and also of altitude changes. Causes fatigue.

Jet lag is an expected scapegoat for laziness, or a sports team fucking up

by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004

gynotikolobomassophilia

(n.) A love of biting female's earlobes.

He experiences premature ejaculation unless she covers her ears because he is a gynotikolobomassophiliac

by Kung-fu Jesus July 20, 2004

i smell bacon

A phrase said loudly by petty criminals to the person next to you in the vicinity of a policeman.

*policeman gets on the rain*

sniff sniff, i smell bacon!

*whack*

by Kung-fu Jesus August 21, 2004