Kung-fu Jesus's definitions

still got my looks

What people say when starting a financial recovery. See economic resurgence. It is customary for someone to then ram a steam iron accross the speaker's face and say "Oh yeah?", before engaging in a fight.

Well, at least I've still got my looks.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

contribution

(n.) Selling price minus cost of production. The contribution goes first to paying off overheads, then to profit

We have It costs £40 to make, and we sell for £55. That gives us £15 contribution. This goes to paying off our electricity (actually semi-variable)

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

assfacts

"Facts" pulled out of someone's ass. Usually not the author/speaker, but the one who relayed the facts to them.


These facts are in actual fact half-truths and whole lies. Probably pulled down from some .org website or biased news channel.

Religious, political and national definitions on this site constitute many assfacts.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

product of incest

A child born of an incestous relationship. Usually adapts a rather misanthropist attitude towards those not in thier bloodline.

Psycho bitch is a product of incest.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

iron fist

To rule with an iron fist is to harshly punish anyone or thing that bends the law at all. There are no technicalities, and there are no mercies granted.

Stalin ruled with an iron fist.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

firing squad

A form of execution in which twelve soldiers line up to kill a death sentenceé by firing rifles at his heart. If the sentenceé is seated indoors, only seven soldiers will appear.

I want to get killed by firing squad.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

economic resurgence

When a formerly powerful party (country, group, individual) begins to earn as they did at thier best years.

Germany had an economic resurgence between the world wars.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004