Kung-fu Jesus's definitions

Time magazine

A long-standing and well known magazine. It has a "man of the year", which has in the past been won by Queen Elizabeth II, simply for coming to the throne and making a few speeches, and Adolf Hitler.

I was Time's man of the year!


So was Hitler...


Not twice he wasn't!


--From some movie

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

Deep fried Mars Bar

(n.) A disgusting looking, savoury from the North of the UK. Involves a glazed chocolate product being fried in batter for all of three minutes, before being pulled out looking like it could be served with chips. Allow to dry before eating.

To the "kill meat-eaters" guy: Did you know that mars cars contain animal lipids? If you eat it, you eat animal. Haha!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

just so

Slightly, not too much for anyone's taste.

Make my tea just so.


Stick it in her cunt just so, don't go too deep.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

fuck me

1) A sing of exasperation, not to be taken literaly by someone not showing an obvious sexual interest.

2) During intercourse, to be taken literally, sorta. Means go harder and deeper.

3) Exclaimation.

1) Fuck me if you aren't an idiot

2) Fuck me! Fuck me! push it in!

3) *wakes up* FUCK ME! I gotta be in court in one hour.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

bomx0r

E-mail bombing.

I bomx0r j00 inbox, avec le xyerclev thingamajig

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

total victory

To achieve every single goal that was desired in a war with a minimum of casualties.

Technically, the war of 1812 was a total victory for the British, while being a total loss for the Americans. Britain did, however, end impressing as a courtesy, which was the first step to securing the united states as an ally.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

something out of nothing

To over-react to a minor annoyance. Typically a trait of liberals and feminazi's

Did you just think "Wait, liberals ARE feminazis!"?


If so, you are welcomed, my fellow conservative.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004