Kung-fu Jesus's definitions

kill whitey

What is loudly shouted by white prisoners in mock style of black inmates. Often while running a cup along the walls or bars.

KILL WHITEY! KILL WHITEY Kiiiillllllll!
Haha, the gaurds are gonna do the exact opposite of what I say.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

yooessahyy

What merikans can be found chanting at any lame sporting event, regardless of whether or not there is anyone on either team that is not from the 'yooessahyy'

yooessahyy!


yooessahyy!

shut-fuck-up!

shut-fuck-up!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004

tell it to the judge

After someone has been caught red handed they may try to excuse thier actions. This phrase is said to shut them up.

I tripped and fell on that fiveteen year old girl while her legs were open.



Tell it to the judge!

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004

thought up by some jew

The excuse that a nazi will give for anything that does not allow them to be nazi-like.

"It's politically correct to care about you...


...sounds like a plot thought up by some jew"


-From "Indians are red nigger skunks" by Neo-nazi band vaginal jesus.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

urban+rural

See rural+urban

See also mpg

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

Kristallnacht

German for "Night of Broken Glass"


On the 9th of November 1938, Nazi propagandist Josef Goebells ordered citizens and military to burn o'er 200 synagogues and smash the windows of jewish owned business'.

Kristallnacht is the first major show of hatred towards followers of Judaism in Hitler's Germany.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

steering lock

(n.) A bar that goes across the steerin wheel of a car, preventing the wheel from being turned unless the lock is unlocked.

Why are steering locks only used by people with cars not worth taking?

by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004