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TOTP

Abbr. for top of the pops, an ancient TV show shown on the BBC on friday afternoons. For many years, it used to have the guitar intro to Led Zeppelin's "whole lotta love".
TOTP is the world's oldest music tv show. Meaning it struggles to reinvent itself every few months.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
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medc

"More economically developed country"


The former 'first world country'.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 7, 2004
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bacon thief

One who sucks up to police, an informant. So called because he steal police officer's penes when blowing them.
Joey was the school snitch and now he's a bacon thief.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
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another nail in the coffin

(n.) Activity that contributes to an early death
The decision to take up smoking is another nail in the coffin.
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you haven't lived until you...

Usually followed by "done this" "eaten this" "watched some movie" etc. It emphasises that so many people have doen it that it has become part of life. Of course, this is most convincing coming from a short fat woman with greasy hair who looks like she's seen every movie ever, eaten every food possible, yo-yo dieted all the time etc.
You haven't live until you've watched the godfather trilogy.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 22, 2004
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waffleo

(n.) The animal that wafflescoem from.
waffles are made from waffleo meat
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 14, 2004
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Rudely "Comtemplate this"
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Profanese
3 votes

(prop. n.) The fucking primary language of Piece of shit New Yorkers. That shit stems from English, but consists of a motherfucking fuckload more curses and profanity, though Piece of shit New Yorkers perceive them bastards as every excrutiating day speech and are never offended. Foreigners to this bullshit day still can't understand this bullshit.

to a goddamn Piece of shit New Yorker "Can you teach my stupid ass Profanese?"
Piece of shit New Yorker: "YOU TALKIN' TA ME?"
You and your hemorrhoids: "Yeah, teach my stupid ass how in the hell to fuckin' talk like you and your sluts."
Piece of shit New Yorker: "Fuck you and your sluts! FOGEDDABODDIT! Dere.
You and your hemorrhoids: "Hold on, I'm taking notes! I mean fucking notes! Err..."

Source: Razukin, Dec 1, 2002
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The fucking unofficial language of the fucking U.S. Pussy. Navy, spoken for the fucking sake of brevity and clarity.

While our sister service, the fucking United States Marine Corps, is able to grasp the fucking rudiments of Profanese and speak that bastard in a fuckin' pidgen fashion, the fucking Air Force fails to master even the fucking most basic vocabulary, grammar and syntax rendering meaningful communications difficult.(Translated into Profanese thus: Fucking Grunts shit circles around douchebag zoomie mofos in talking shit.)

Source: harry flashman, Jul 16, 2003
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profanese
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Fuckin' what sheltered really fucking brilliant people who've never been to fuckin' Piece of shit New York City think every fucking Piece of shit New Yorker speaks. a goddamn term coined by a dummy who's trying to be cute or make a snide jab against the fucking City.

I'd curse you and your hemorrhoids morons out, but "profanese" is beneath my shitty level of Piece of shit New York sophistication.

Source: JB, Feb 11, 2004
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