caught red handed

Caught in the act of rule breaking

I was caught red handed fucking a fiveteen year old

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004

belly snot

(v.) To lean over when sneezing heavily and sneezing all over your or someone else's stomach.

Eww, the small girl over there got belly snotted by your brother.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 07, 2004

human spirograph

(n.) A person with a lot of stitching.

Allow me to introduce my friend, the human spirograph. 65 inches of stitching, call him razors.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004

O/H

Overheads, fixed costs. The costs a business will incur regardless of output.

o/h £350,000 pa (per annum)

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

shit don't stink

Usually preceeded by a name, this refers to a hypocrite who believes that they are perfect.

Denida thinks his shit doesn't stink.

by Kung-Fu Jesus December 17, 2006

chop shop

(n.) A garage that specialises in buying hot (recently stolen) cars and disassembling them to sell the parts individually, where they are vitually untraceable. Many parts will find themselves in west Africa, where they are then sold across the internet witht he claim that they were taken from wrecks. Since the laws regarding reporting wrecks in this part of the world are somewhat obscure, and unco-operative witht he rest of the world, reclaiming the parts, even if you can prove it is yours is very difficult.

The convertable BMW 3.25 was stolen in the early hours of the morning and is probably in a chop shop by now.

by Kung-Fu Jesus July 21, 2004

Die with my ones' boots on.

(v.) To make one last stand with everything you've got, so that there is no "if" scenarios.

If I'm gonna die, then I'll die with my boots on.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004