milked the cow

(v.) Past-tense of milking the cow.

This person has milked the cow enough, now we shall reduce thier pay.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 06, 2004

penis pie

The favourite dish of SEPHlROTH

seffy loves the cock.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

de facto

(adj.) Exerting strength without official obligation.

English is the de facto language of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, but gaelic languages are used in many parts. This is so those "not frum rownd ere are ya?" don't know when people are going to rape a sheep. See welsh or wales

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

cheap, lousy faggot

An Irish insult, to be said from woman to man

Woman (possiblynamed Kirsty): You're a bum, you're a punk!


Man (possibly with weird teeth): You're an old slut on junk! Lying there almost dead on that drip in that bed!


Woman: You sumbag, you maggot, you cheap, lousy faggot, happy christmas your arse, pray to God it's our last!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 03, 2004

slow clap

Sacastic clap, often becomes a standing ovation. See golf clap

After the guy finished his speach he was sweating like a pig. To really rub it in we gave him a slow clap. When he finally got it over with he got a standing ovation.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

U-571

A bullshit movie of dubious truth. Shows American navymen doing the things that the british did in WWII. The similar events performed by american navymen were towards the end of the war, and immaterial in comparison. But then again, showing americans doing what the british and french did is stereotypical of an american war movie.


Anyone notice how american troops dominate every battle in war movies made in the US? At the rate at which that happens, any war would be over in about two weeks.

They don't make 'em like they used to.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

drunk as a lord

(v.) to get very drunk indeed.

Let us be drunk as a lord toghether har har!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004