Kung-fu JeSuS's definitions

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An amish drive-by

You should get the idea....

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

kyrie

"Lord, have mercy on us."

Used mainly by Catholics such as myself.

Kyrie Eleison.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Grim reaper

An apparition that appears to be far more reasonable and understanding in Monty Python and the meaning of life than in medievel folklore.

The Grim Reaper poisoned the salmon.


The reaper demanded the newly dead people follow him, so they got in thier cars and drove after him.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004

The Pencil Test

In the days of racial segregation in Africa, people of mixed races, or those who looked like they were of mixed race were subjected to the penicl test to decide what race they were. A pencil was placed in thier hair, and should it fall through they were classified as white, and were given the priveliges that were assocciated with white people. Should the pencil not fall through thier hair, they were classified as black and treated as such.

The pencil test was humiliating, and even if someone were to be classified as white, they would still not be totally accepted, and would instead be refered to as 'coloured'.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

gloryholer

One who participates in gloryhole sex.

I hear Dan goes goes this sexual deviant club. He's a gloryholer or something.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

service provider email

The email address given to you by your ISP. Only used by people who don't care for web security aka n00bs.

We have recorded your IP address as 127.0.0.1 and have determined from this that you are accessing the web on cust~walt.broadband.etc from YOURISP.


To sign up, please use a valid service provider email and not a free service such as hotmail, Yahoo etc.

Acceptable servers are
@YOURISP.net and @YOURISPEMAILSERVICES.org


Typical response to this would be along the lines of "You've gotta be shittin' me"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

lugh

Typo for luagh.

I is teh lugh @ j00!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004